A/n This story is based on a TRUE STORY between kids at my school… It was pretty sad, the way that guy treated one of my friends… I'll be putting Deidara in the place of my friend and Sasori in place of the jerky guy. I love Sasori but I would never pair Deidara up with anyone else!

"Sasori no Danna!" A young teenage boy squealed happily, throwing his arms around a surprised redhead. Sasori stiffened immediately and pulled out of Deidara's embrace.

"Dei…? What did you do to your hair?" Sasori demanded to know. Deidara blushed and fingered his long tresses. They were now midnight black.

"I was…experimenting. Do you like it, un?" Deidara asked hopefully. Sasori froze. How would he tell the boy that his hair was more hideous than Sakura's? How would he tell him that he couldn't even look at it? How would he explain how wrong it looked?

"Dye it back. Or we're done."

That was easy.

Deidara's face went blank. Was this a joke? Was it all a prank?

"W-what?"

"You heard me Dei. If you wanna stay with me, go blonde or leave." Sasori said with a serious stare. Deidara opened his mouth to reply when the bell rang. Deidara looked towards the ceiling and when he looked back down Sasori captured his lips.

"Dye. It. Back." The redhead mumbled softly against Deidara's lips. Deidara whined softly in protest but Sasori pulled back and walked away.

Deidara sighed wistfully, watching his boyfriend walk down the hallway.

"Lover's quarrel?" A familiar voice asked from behind the newly dyed brunette.

"You have no idea Hidan, un…"

Hidan laughed, "Trust me, 'Kuzu and I fight all the time. You guys will get over it." The silver-haired boy assured.

"You and Kakuzu have short tempers! You yell at each other for five minutes tops before you're sucking at each other's faces!" Deidara protested.

Hidan's face turned red and he opened his mouth to defend himself and his boyfriend before he shrugged his shoulders and nodded in agreement. "Good point."

Deidara looked at Hidan warily before shaking his head and walking to art class. Moments later he could hear Hidan's cry of happiness as Kakuzu hugged him around the waist from behind. Scowling to himself at the couple's happiness he decided that he would talk to his best friend about it in class.

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"Ino…?"

"Yeah Dei- OMIGAWD YOUR HAIR!"

Deidara's face flushed and he looked down at his feet. "So it really is that bad?"

"Bad? Are you kidding me? You look so hot!" The platinum blonde shouted excitedly. Deidara's eyes widened and he searched Ino's face for any signs of teasing or trickery.

"R-really? …Sasori no Danna obviously feels differently…" Deidara finished in a whisper.

"Aw really? It's alright, I'm sure he'll get used to it." Ino assured with a bright grin. Deidara shook his head slowly and Ino's grin fell.

"Dei? There's something you forgot to mention?" She prodded him. Deidara looked up at her with a frown.

"Danna… Well he really likes blonde better… So I guess if I don't dye my hair back he'll just go find himself another blonde boyfriend…" Ino looked a bit confused so Deidara continued, "If I don't dye my hair back he's gonna dump me."

Ino's jaw dropped for a moment before her jaw snapped shut and clenched and her eyes filled with rage. "Does Sasori have wood for brains or something? You can't dye black back to blonde without some serious evening out! That could take hundreds of products! Besides, black is cute on you!" Ino exclaimed. The pained look on Deidara's face obviously said that he wasn't getting over it that easily so Ino took a deep breath to calm herself before continuing, "He'll get used to it. There's no way he would ditch a guy like you over something so stupid."

And that's what Deidara believed the entire day. He believed it in math class when Sasori's closest friends, Kisame and Itachi, watched him with pitying expressions. He believed it when a note fell out of his locker reading 'Blonde is the new black. Don't be stupid, Brat." He believed it when Hidan warned him that Sasori has confided in Kakuzu saying that he had until tomorrow to fix it. He believed it so badly, that he didn't believe it at all.

A/n It actually pains me to relive this crap! How ridiculous was the guy! He's such an idiot in real life, and while I love Sasori, it was the only way! Review and Subscirbe to see the jerk get what he deserves!