Ino in Wonderland

By TheCrackShipper

Summary: She was Alice. He was the Cheshire Cat. Ino/Kankuro

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto


He was infuriating, down-right despicable. An arrogant smirk caused a shift in the purple face paint.

She was lost.

And he just sat in the crook of the tree branch, one leg sprawled lazily over the edge, his black hood pulled down over his eyes.

Ino knew he was her partner, a sand-nin. Sand-nins were allies. She was assigned a mission with her ally. It was all really common courtesy.

He remained on his branch.

She was impatient.

"Come on, we've got to escort a merchant in Suna," Ino put her hands on her hips.

Kankuro cocked an eyebrow.

"Is that so blondie?"

Ino clenched her fist and flipped her bangs out of her pale blue eyes.

"Yes," she said through clenched teeth.

He pretended to ponder, a finger tapping his lower lip.

"Not interested," he shrugged cheerfully.

The cat-man seemed to enjoy toying with her.

In typical Ino fashion she threw a fit.

He tilted his head the same cocky, arrogant smirk on his face. Kankuro seemed to enjoy speaking in riddles.

Or maybe he just liked being lost in Wonderland with a pretty blonde girl.

You can decide.