Every Day Quotes: February
Feb 1
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people-that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961)
Anthony DiNozzo enjoyed being a clown. It was not only highly amusing, but it meant he did not have to deal with the pain inside him.
Today was a good day. No active case and Ziva had reported Gibbs to be stuck in a massive queue at the coffee shop after the machine had broken down. El jefe could not even dream of finding another supplier and hence would be gone for a while. Everyone was taking advantage; the Probie had vanished into the domain of the Goth, while Ziva had decided to call on Jenny and discuss girly things. Tony was hoping for secret feminine rituals rather than a conversation about shoes.
What to do? He had three empty desks to play with; he could always blame the Israeli for anything that mysteriously happened to the Boss' desk. Which was an idea…
Double checking that no one was around to witness him, he stood up and made his way over. He could sign Gibbs up to various porn websites, except he never checked his email. The computer was out.
Superglue. Tony glanced around. The desk drawers. Gibbs always yanked them open.
Due to rather a few unfortunate pranks, Gibbs no longer allowed them to have superglue. However, he kept his own stash in a desk drawer. It did not take long to apply the glue and close the drawers –
"DiNozzo."
He turned around slowly, superglue still in his hand, to find Gibbs standing behind him with a fresh cup of coffee. "This isn't what it looks like," he began.
