"Kairi! Hurry It up!" Sora yelled up the stairs

'I swear, she would spend an hour to get ready just to go to the store.' He thought.

:"Don't complain so much! You sound like an old man, I swear." Kairi walked down the stairs as soon as she was ready to go out.

'Okay, lets see if this works. It better! I'm gonna choke Tifa if it doesn't' Kairi thought with a smirk.

"Okay Sora I'm ready, let's go!"

He turned to look at her but he couldn't finish his sentence

"Its about time, we're already la-"

…….Awkward silence……just a tad bit…

'Wow, does it work THAT well?'

Sora couldn't stop looking at her in awe. That little dribble of spit in the corner of his mouth didn't help anything either.

"Uh, Earth to Sora?" She tried waving her hand in front of his face, but to no avail. He just kept……staring

'Okay, this is just too much!'

At the same time she heard a knock at her door

'Oy vey! Riku's already here'

"Riku! Its open! Come here and snap Sora out of it!"

Riku walked in and before he could finish his sentence…….

"Snap him out of wha-" Riku then managed to fall right into it too

'Oh HELL no. This is ridiculous!'

5 Minutes Later

Kairi was currently on the phone trying to ask about what the hell that lip-gloss did to Sora and Riku.

" Gurrrrrl I told you that lip gloss was POPPIN!"

"Tifa, do you have to talk like that?"

"Like wha? Nevamind, how long they been droolin?"

"Uhm, a good 6 minutes now. How long will it take to wear off?"

" It depends. They gay right?"

" Is it necessary to ask?"

Giggle 'Werd, I gotcha. So that cuts tha time in half. If you wanna get them out of the lip gloss induced trance early, you gotta disorient them somehow.'

'Did she just say such an intelligent sentence with THAT accent? Ugh, nevermind that!'

" Hmm, I think I know how to take care of it!"

10 minutes later

" OH GOD RUN AWAY!" Sora screamed first before Riku crawled outta there

" Chocolate candy…fluffy teddy bears…..MOMMY!" Riku joined Sora in his grand escape from Kairi's house. Namine' and Selphie came at that same time

" The lip gloss huh?" they both asked at the same time

" Its some powerful stuff apparantly!" she laughed

Namine' asked, " How'd you snap them out of it?"

Kairi managed to put on an evil look " Well what's one thing that all gay men don't like?"

………………

Selphie managed to speak up first. " Kairi….no you didn't!"

"Listen, desperate times call for desperate measures!" and with that she walked in the house and slipped her underwear back on…

" YOU NASTY-ASS!" Namine' and Selphie screamed at the same time

At that time, the lip-gloss' second effect started to kick in.

" Aight gurls, we out like SAUERKRAUT!" Kairi yelled

'Oh GAWD I'M TURNING INTO TIFA! Must resist urge to get 10-inch tips and an Indian weave…'

And that put an end to another day at destiny islands