"Oh, by the way," Boyd started. "Erica's coming over today." Derek groaned.
"Why? She's so annoying and-" Derek paused searching for his next words. "and mousy."
"She is not 'mousy'." Boyd interjected. Derek just crossed his arms and grunted.
"Who's Erica?" Isaac asked looking both confused and amused by the two.
"She's been our friend since we were kids." Boyd explained. Derek grunted again.
"She's so clingy. She always throwing her self at me." Derek protested. Boyd glared at Derek.
"She's changed, Derek." Boyd said monotonously. The doorbell rang.
"That's her." Boyd announced. Be nice. Boyd opened the door and looked out. There was nobody there. He was just about to close the door when he noticed a bassinet on the ground. "Um guys..." He picked it up and brought it inside. "Did anyone order a baby?"
"It's not mine!" Isaac shouted out. Boyd and Issac looked over at Derek.
"What? Obviously it's not mine." Derek said.
"She's not an 'it'. She's a baby." Boyd says while holding up a note . "Her name's Paige." Derek takes the page from Boyd's hand. He reads the letter out loud
"Congratulations Jackass, you're a dad." The note is signed to Derek. Derek frowned.
"Whoa Derek, who'd you knock up?" Isaac asked clearly amused by the look on Derek's face.
"I have no idea..." Derek ran the palms of his hands over his face.
"Just how many people have you slept with Derek?" Boyd asked accusingly. Derek didn't answer,. Instead, he gave him his famous Derek Hale bitch face.
"Well we can't just send it back." Issac pointed out.
"She's not an it." Boyd growled out.
"Fine fine." Isaac gave up. "We can't send her back. So you might as well start looking for the mom. The doorbell rang again.
"That better be Erica this time." Derek growled.
"See, I knew you'd be happy to see her." Boyd grinned. Derek ignored him and answered the door.
"Hello Derek." Erica purred. Her body was propped against the door frame in a seductive pose.
"Woah..." Derek blinked. Erica had gotten pretty. No, not pretty. Hot. Erica had gotten hot. He shook his head. Now was not the time to be thinking of how much she had changed. Derek grunted and walked away. Erica took that as an invitation to come in. So she did.
"This is a..." Erica paused. "Nice place..." Her eyes scoped out the tiny apartment where the three boys lived. Her eyes eventually landed on Boyd. She smiled and walked over to give him a hug. Boyd and Erica embraced. When they let go, she noticed the bassinet setting on the coffee table. "Nice baby." She says. "Wait...what?" Her eyes widened. She spun around to face Derek. "Who'd you knock up?" She asked, or rather shouted. Derek flinched and covered his ears.
"Why does everyone think she's mine?"
"Maybe because she is." Isaac interjected.
"Who's the mom?" Asked Erica.
"He doesn't know." Boyd explained that the note only contained the baby's name.
"Look, I'm not some man whore. If I knew how old she was I could tell you who's she is. Until then, I guess we're going to have to go shopping."
