Oh man, get the message ready
We're about to go down
Everybody in the world ends up the same way
Can't stay, don't you know that's how it goes?
It's the end, time to go.

I'm not on a boat!
I'm not on a boat!
Nobody look at me
Because I'm not on a boat!
I'm not on a boat!
I'm not on a boat!
I only exist
Cause a couple playwrights wrote!

I'm not on a boat, I'm just not, all right?
Straight dying in nowhere in a deep dark night
Busting my mind, and it really gets my goat
You can't save me now, 'cause I'm not on a boat.

Are we just actors? I'm not on a boat, miss.
I'm countin' lots of coins and I'm gettin' really rich.
I got nothin' left, just this kooky costume
I'm flippin' coins, you at Elsinore
I'm meetin' my doom.

I'm ridin' out to England but when I get there
I'm gettin' executed, it isn't really fair
But this ain't a play, this as real as it gets.
I'm not on a boat, but I'm not dead yet.

I'm not on a boat, I'm just driftin' through space
I'm not anywhere, not any sort of a place
You're the king of Denmark, Highness Claudius
You're on the shore, why can't you pity us?
I'm not on a boat, it's not real.

That's all, I'm not on a boat--who are you?
That's it, this is the end--who are you?
That's it, I'm gonna die--who are you?
Were you my boy? Were you my friend? Who are you?

There was a beginning, it's over now
There's the king of England, we'd better bow
I forgot the message, it don't matter anyhow
It's the end of the world, nothing is possible.

Yeah, I thought I wasn't on a boat
But all I was was not on a boat.
Pirates, look at me, oh, there goes Hamlet
Never thought I'd see the day
When I have nothing left to say
Is this just a play? Just a charade?

I'm not on a boat!
I'm not on a boat!
Nobody look at me
Because I'm not on a boat!
I'm not on a boat!
I'm not on a boat!
I only exist
Cause a couple playwrights wrote!