Uh.....I don't know why I wrote this. I just felt like it. So......

Disclaimer: If Rainsong owned warriors, she would be rich and famous and makes lots of money to fund her underwater palace made of cheese and onion skins

Congratulations on purchasing the FIRESTAR unit! He will arrive in a wooden crate. When he has arrived, open the box carefully with a crowbar. For all Twolegs, caution to back away a little as he jumps out, for he will be in a bad mood and try to attack any nearby Twolegs. Quickly pull the white tag sticking from his neck. This will calm him. Squirt FIRESTAR in the face with a water squirter. He will associate you as boss and give you no more threats between hisses and growls.

This unit comes in several modes:

KITTYPET: In this mode, your FIRESTAR will call himself Rusty and act like a lazy house cat. Keep away from any THISTLECLAW or TIGERCLAW units when in this mode, or he will be killed. (More easily, that is)

-APPRENTICE: In this mode, your FIRESTAR will call himself Firepaw and try to prove the TIGERSTAR unit is a traitor to a nearby BLUESTAR unit and will have dreams of hunting while fighting the BROKENSTAR unit

-WARRIOR: In this mode, your Firestar will call himself Fireheart and search for the WindClan box set with any GRAYSTRIPE units, seek out a TALLSTAR unit to warn him of battle, and overhear a YELLOWFANG unit killing her kit. Keep him away from any CINDERPELT units, or she will disobey him and run onto a Thunderpath, break her leg, and possibly be permanently damaged.

-LEADER: FIRESTAR will now call himself FIRESTAR and try to go on a journey to collect the scattered pieces of the SkyClan box set with a SANDSTORM unit, attempt to lead the ThunderClan box set to the nearest lake, and help any clan box set in need, even if help isn't wanted. Keep away from any KITTYPETS, or he will welcome them as a part of the ThunderClan box set.

OOC: FIRESTAR will act very weird and random and spontaneous. This is a LOCKED mode, and can only be unlocked by purchasing the SANDSTORM, SPOTTEDLEAF, and CINDERPELT units to calm him down.

Your FIRESTAR unit comes with several handy functions to use around your home

Protection: FIRESTAR makes an excellent guard cat, but be well warned that he can only delay TWOLEGS and DOGS, not stop them.

Training: FIRESTAR will whip you into shape! His most risky use, be warned that you may loose use of one or both of your legs.

Hunting: Firestar will supply you with ample prey, but if you are a Twoleg, be warned that most of the food is raw, covered in feathers/fur, and has not been gutted to remove bone and organs

FIRESTAR is not compatible with all other units.

He is compatible with:

-The GRAYSTRIPE unit

-The SANDSTORN unit

-The SPOTTEDLEAF unit

-The CINDERPELT unit

-The BLUESTAR unit

-The BRAMBLECLAW unit

-The PRINCESS unit

-The CLOUDTAIL unit

-The LEAFPOOL unit

-And the SQUIRRELFLIGHT unit

He is not compatible with:

-The TIGERSTAR unit

-The HAWKFROST unit

-The SCOURGE unit

-The BROKENSTAR unit

-And the MUDCLAW unit

FIRESTAR comes with many questions, so please redirect yourself to our FAQ before emailing us at

Q-My FIRESTAR unit came home in APPRENTICE mode without my RAVENPAW unit and is trying to convince me my RAVENPAW unit is dead. Whats happening?

A-Ouch. I hate to break it to you, but FIRESTAR has hidden RAVENPAW from TIGERSTAR. You'll never see him again. -coughchecknearestbarncough-

Q-I'm a Twoleg and I forgot to pull the white tag from my FIRESTAR unit's neck and now he's attacking me! What do I do?

A-Tough luck. You should have listened to the directions! I hope StarClan accepts you into their ranks.

Q-My FIRESTAR and SANDSTORM units are missing!

A-This is no problem. They simply have gone to find the scattered pieces of the SkyClan box set. They'll be back in about a year

Q-But I can't wait that long!

A-Its your fault. You let The CLOUDSTAR and SMUDGE units mix with your FIRESTAR unit, which you should never do.

Q-My FIRESTAR unit has been hiding in crevices with my SANDSTORM, SPOTTEDLEAF, and CINDERPELT units searching for him. Whats going on?

A-Your FIRESTAR unit has angered his harem! His love square annoyed the she-cats and they're looking for him to say whom he loves he most. I'd hate to be him at the moment.

Q- My FIRESTAR unit is cackling madly and running around the house screaming he loves Leafstar. Should I be worried?

A-Yes you should be worried. Your FIRESTAR is in OOC mode, and is acting without any bonds to his normal character. Try getting a SANDSTORM, SPOTTEDLEAF, or CINDERPELT unit to calm him down long enough for you to switch his mode.

Q-My THISTLECLAW unit is pestering my FIRESTAR, but the FIRESTAR unit isn't doing anything but whimper and mumble about 'forest cats eat bones.' Isn't he himself a forest cat?

A-You have him in KITTYPET mode, and he'll act like a tame house cat until you switch his mode.

FIRESTAR is priced at a conveniently low payment of 85$, and shipping is free! Order now and 1-800-11F-IRES. For more information, check out our website, .com

Thats it. Hope all you like it! Don't forget to REVIEW!! I'm doing all the characters, even minor ones. Next up is Brambleclaw. Vote in your reviews for who I should do after him! Also,I never use caps. I held the shift key :P