Disclaimers and warnings: I do not own Naruto (it belongs to Kishimoto-sensei. I wouldn't mind owning Itachi though. ;D). While this story is rated T, it contains strongly suggestive themes, and is not suggested for those under 15. Rating may go up. Read at your own discretion.

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Hisses and moans resonated in the linoleum-tiled bathroom of Konoha Academy. Pools of discarded clothing fell to the floor inside a locked brown stall. Two sighs escaped equally wet and swollen lips in unison. Though the air between the couple remained sweaty and hot, they separated with awkward smiles and red cheeks.

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Bare feet, skinny legs, and exposed chests were slowly covered by confining fabric.

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Stepping out of the stall, the two turned to face each other in parting. Naruto beamed nervously at his more-than-friend, with his normally spiky blonde hair sticking to his tan cheeks.

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Each of the boys had been alone in their pasts. When entering middle school, their rivalry finally developed into friendship, and eventually something more, upon beginning high school. Neither could entirely call it a romance, and certainly not love. It was a silent agreement—their relationship could never be more than physical. And it could never be mentioned to anyone.

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A shrill creak cut the uncomfortable silence as the bathroom door opened, and the odd pair stepped out—one, pale with a strong contrast of jet-black spiky hair and tight, navy-blue clothing; the other grinning stupidly with a bright blush across his scarred checks. Orange, white, and blue attire adorned his slim but muscular figure. No suspicious eyes turned to them as expected, but the secret couple felt watched and paranoid.

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"Ah, so, bye," Naruto broke the unspoken tension with a nervous voice, and walked off in the direction of his hallway. Sasuke had no chance (or desire) to bid his partner goodbye.

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Running cold hands over his flushed face to calm himself, he too began towards his next class.

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So kids, never get involved in unhealthy relationships like these two bastards. Yes, this is an extremely short chapter, 'cause I wrote it at a sleepover for my friend Caitey's amusement. Next chapter will be longer.

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