Hello! Since so many people have made these, I decided to try my hand at bashing this piece of crap. So, enjoy, unless you don't. :P Apologies for all the occasions where this site somehow got rid of all my spaces. xP
Chapter1.
A/N: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) Hardee har har2 my gf (ew not in that way) And what, pray tell,is wrong with that? raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! I don't know whether to slap this Justin for associating with her or feel sorry for him MCR ROX!
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Hi, I'm Dragon, why the heck does Darkness have an apostrophe? and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) I was bald, like normal babies are with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears How are they limpid and blue at the same time? and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee You wish (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) So polite. I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. Yay incest -.-I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white because vampires have curly pink teeth with purple polka dots. I have pale white skin I have dark white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England Scotland where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) Really? I had no idea and I wear mostly black because most Goths wear mostly cerulean and orange. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing Aaand here come the ridiculous descriptions a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation You're already pale, you frakkin' idiot, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about Because REAL vampires become incinerated on contact with sunlight. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them How charming.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! Yay unneeded ellipses!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly. Draco? Shy? Pfft, yeah right.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go. What a stimulating conversation.
A/N: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! No, no, NO!
Ugg. One chapter and she's already killed my spell checker. Now excuse me, I need to buy some brain bleach for the next chapter…
