Hopefully this author's note won't be as long as the actual chapter. Yes, this chapter is super short, but it's because it's the prologue. Also, please don't take this story seriously. I'm writing this for the humor. Well, if I'm funny, that is. My humor includes memes and inappropriate jokes.

By the way, Pepe is a meme. If you know what Pepe is, then please answer since I'm curious: would you rather be born into a world with ghouls or Pepe?


I was never a religious person, ー in my past or current life ー yet I was reborn. If anything, I prayed only to white-haired anime boys. They went through way more shit than Jesus (hopefully I didn't piss anyone off by saying that).

They went through torture, seeing their parents die in front of them, being a homosexual robot that turned into a yandere, and, of course, death.

I might've died too, but if I was a white-haired anime boy, I probably would've been killed by a chainsaw or something else painful. Instead, I was killed by a wasp. I should probably explain how an incident like that happened.

We were getting our windows replaced after the old ones were damaged by hail. The specific ones they were replacing were windows lined up next to each other. When those broken ones were taken out, there was a huge opening that a clumsy blonde-haired boy could fall out of.

You probably know where I'm going with this, huh?

Well, a wasp scared the shit out of me, which caused me to run the opposite way. It just so happened the opposite way was where the huge opening was, so I fell and died. It's a stupid way to die, but it's still better than becoming a yandere robot that likes it up the ass, right?

But then, something even more embarrassing happened, that lead to my current situation ー I was reborn as a human with boobs. I was a girl. Oh, I was also reborn into a fictional world with ghouls.

I'd rather be in a world full of Pepe.