Disclaimer: not mine... Masashi Kishimoto won't share

Warnings:

- contains Yaoi

- contains self harm

- contains swearing...lots and lots of swearing.

A/n oh the joys of having an over active imagination and lots of spare time...

This story is AU, it's not particually placed anywhere, most of it's made up the places the school ect...


Insomniac: Wolf-fang

A small teenage blonde stalked his way down a long empty corridor; the walls were painted a dark brown blood red colour. The blonde haired blue eyed teenager took in his surroundings as he followed another male, a teacher, with long brown hair that tied up onto a ponytail.

"What happened to your hand?" the taller male enquired

The blonde sighed and looked down at his free hand, his left held tightly onto his luggage. The blonde's right had been tightly bandaged; the blonde looked back up to the brunette.

"I burnt it" he stated dropping his hand back to his side.

"In the fire?"

"Yeah"

The brunette smiled over his shoulder, the blonde gave a small grin back.

"Well we're here" the brunette teacher stopped in front of two large double doors, "good luck Naruto"

"Thanks Iruka-sensei" Naruto gave the kind brunette a two finger wave and entered the room behind the double doors.

Konoha boy's boarding school, the school for trouble making teens. The last place Naruto wanted to be, but he'd been kicked out of his pervious school and every other school in the county, it wasn't his fault really. He just seemed to attract the worst, the school before his last one; he'd somehow managed to mix up ingredients for a simple experiment, in his science class and burnt his teacher's eyebrows off, which in the blonde's opinion was an improvement.

Then there was his last and most recent school, Naruto had set alight to the whole school. he really hadn't meant to, he was still trying to figure out how it had happened in the first place, but once the teachers had found out that Naruto was the cause they didn't care whether it was an accident or not. To them he was an insect, no lower then a bug. He was the dirt on the souls of their shoes, they didn't care for him, none held him in high regards and deliberately avoided him…it was no wonder he was failing at every subject he took.

"Uzumaki Naruto" a blonde busty woman greeted the younger, she held her hand out, signalling Naruto to have a seat in front of her, "I've heard things about you brat"

"Don't call me a brat you old hag!" Naruto exclaimed, though he wasn't actually mad. He liked this woman; she was like a grandmother to him.

"Let's cut the chit chat nonsense, you're here under my care, you won't leave the primacies unless escorted and authorised by me at weekends you can either go home or stay" Tsunade rested both her elbows on top of her desk, lacing her fingers. "if you go home and don't come back I'll personally drag your arse back, got it brat?"

"Yeah, yeah I got it" Naruto pouted, "but I still don't get why I'm here, I didn't do anything…on purpose" Naruto whispered the last part.

Tsunade sighed; truthfully she didn't know why Naruto was here. He wasn't like the other boys that came into her office at the beginning of the school term. The others were rough, deliberate in their actions, fully aware of the consequences. Whereas Naruto was innocent, although he too had rough edges but who didn't, it boiled down to people's petty dislike for the blonde 17 year old, others inappropriate behaviour towards him. That's why Naruto played pranks, that's why he was loud and outspoken, but Tsunade wouldn't change a thing about the kid.

"Kid you're here like it or not, Shizune will give you your dorm key and timetable, your roommate should already be settled in" Tsunade smiled as the blonde turned to exit her office, "Naruto"

Naruto looked over his shoulder, to glance back at the busty principle,

"Get something to eat before you go to your dorm, it was a long ride and no doubt you're hungry"

"Cya you old hag" Naruto grinned before exiting the office, walking over to Shizune he grabbed the key's and timetable she passed to him, "Thanks Shizune"

"Welcome to Konoha boarding school Naruto, your rooms on the 4th floor, room 240" Naruto nodded to the short haired secretary, before leaving down the hallway.


Naruto entered the almost empty cafeteria, looking around he saw that the few people who were seated were in groups…apart from one boy who sat on his own.

Grinning Naruto made his way over to the other teen, "hey"

The brunette's head glanced up to meet the one who had interrupted him from his task, seeing the small blonde grinning before him the brunette couldn't help but return his grin.

"Hey" the other held out his hand to Naruto, the blonde grasped onto the brunette's hand, "I'm Inuzuka Kiba"

"Uzumaki Naruto" the blonde introduced.

"Sit Naruto"

Naruto continued to grin as he took the seat opposite Kiba, leaning forward slightly he tried to see what the brunette was doing. Kiba was scratching the surface of the table with a small pen knife.

"What ya do to be sent here?" Kiba enquired, now finished with his tagging.

"I accidentally set the school alight" Naruto laughed nervously and began rubbing the back of his head.

"Fuck man!" Kiba exclaimed, "Sweet!"

"What are you here for?" Naruto asked, a little dumb found at the boys reaction to his confession.

"Played one too many pranks on my headmaster and supposedly I was uncontrollable, fuck what do they know"

Naruto was beginning to feel like he was in prison.

"So where you staying?"

"240, 4th floor"

"Shit man you got blade!" Kiba began chuckling; Naruto just looked at the boy confused.

"Who's blade?"

"Blade's not his real name, it's a codename if you will, but fuck dude you ain't gunna last 5 minutes here if you're stuck with him"

"We'll see about that, I don't scare easily"

"Yeah"

"Yeah" Naruto grinned obnoxiously.

"I like you whiskers" the brunette picked up the box of cigarettes placed beside him, placing one in between his lips, "but blade will chew you up and spit you out"

"So how bad is this guy?"

"Real bastard, you know the stuck up talk to me and I'll kill you type of guy"

"Really?"

"Yeah, known him since forever" Kiba stated lighting his fag.

"You're still alive" Naruto stated cocking an eyebrow.

"Yeah but he wishes I wasn't" Kiba laughed

"What's with the name though?" Naruto questioned, tilting his head slightly, "why blade?"

"Because the bastards good with swords and knife's, he's a good shot, but for your sake I wouldn't want to challenge that" Kiba took in a lug of his fag before continuing, "he's here because he fought a lot throughout high school, even picking a fight with one of the perverted teacher's who made a pass on him" Kiba breathed out.

"So what's yours?" Naruto questioned leaning back on his seat.

"Wolf-fang" Kiba grinned, showing off his canine like teeth.

Naruto's shoulders started to shake as he tried in vain to muffle his laughter.

"What the fuck is so funny!" Kiba bellowed

"Wolf-fang?" Naruto managed to get out through muffled laughter.

"You gotta better name whiskers?"

Naruto puffed out his cheeks, attempting a glare at the dog-lover. The dog-lover chocked on the smoke he had just inhaled from his cigarette, because of the blonde's actions, did he think he was 5 or something?

"Who else is there in your gang then?" Naruto questioned, still a little annoyed by the others nickname.

"We're not a gang, fuck dude; it's more like a rebellion a kind of brotherhood"

"Same thing"

"Anyway" Kiba continued, "along with me and Blade, there's Beatle, Shadow stalker, Hawk eye and Sandman"

Naruto began laughing aloud, this time not even bothering to muffle his laughter.

"Fuck man! Stop laughing!" Kiba bellowed over Naruto's laughter.

After 5 minutes of side splitting laughter, Naruto calmed down. He noticed everyone was now looking in his direction, most giving him dirty looks and glares, but Kiba seemed unaffected by the others, glaring and smirking straight back at them.

Naruto sighed and looked at his watch, it was 11:23 and although he was hungry he didn't feel like eating, he was tired so his stomach would have to suffer while he slept.

"I'll see you around" Naruto stood and turned around, "dog-breath"

"It's wolf-fang!" Kiba yelled after Naruto's retreating back.

Naruto laughed aloud and continued walking towards the building that held their rooms, he decided he liked Kiba; he was much like himself though maybe a little rougher then the blonde was.

Trudging up the stairwell, Naruto was inwardly cursing Tsunade for giving him a room on the fourth floor and cursing the people who put him here in there first place, they just didn't grasp the concept of an 'accident'.

In the depths of the blonde's mind, behind all the cursing he thought back to what Kiba had said to him…

"Blade?" Naruto thought aloud, now walking down the long corridor trying to find his room, "what kind of name is blade?" Naruto scoffed

With the information Kiba had given him about his new roommate, Naruto already knew they wouldn't get along, he always hated people with smug arsed I'm better then you attitudes, they always tried to put him down and make fun of him whatever he did.

Heavily sighing, Naruto had found his room. His hand ghosted the doorknob for a minute, griping tightly onto the key in the other hand, Naruto gulped loudly. Figuring that standing in front of his dorm room door only made him look like a complete idiot and with everyone now finding their rooms and carrying their language he was in the way and with his small stature the other boy's didn't even notice he was there, pushing past him and nudging him out the way. Now was the best time to see this so called 'blade' bastard.

Before Naruto could even get the key into the lock the door flew open, causing the small blond e to stagger backwards. A tall, darkly dressed male shoved passed Naruto and made his way towards the stairwell, ignoring the now fuming blonde shouting insults at him from the floor, where he ungracefully fell onto his arse.

"Bastard" Naruto mumbled as he got to his feet, brushing off the invisible dust on his jeans.

Naruto gathered up his fallen things and looked into the room before him. There were two beds on either side of the room, both with their own bedside cabinet, desk and closet, it seemed his new roommate had already unpacked his things as empty suitcases lay underneath the right sided bed. One window lay in between the two beds; the curtains were already drawn, leaving the room in darkness.

Naruto closed the door behind him and threw his things onto his bed. Opening the curtains he could see more of the room. It seemed his roommate was a neat freak not only was he clean but no personal items like photos were laid out on the desk or cabinet, nothing, the only item the other male had out was a small, dark red Army knife left on his desk, the words 'Sharingan' written in black upon the glossy red metal.

Naruto sighed, he was now very exhausted and tomorrow he had to start his classes. A midday nap couldn't hurt right? Naruto decided he'd unpack after his nap. Falling face first onto his bed, Naruto snuggled into the sheets and closed his eyes, a grin plastered on his face.

To be continued…


A/n i apologise to anyone called blade out there...i personlly like the name :)