Disclaimer: No I don't own it! KFP that is.


It was late at night everyone was asleep…well not everyone. It was Tai Lung snooping around in everyone's room and now it was Tigress' room turn. He was thinking long and hard about it and decided to do it. He walked in and saw Tigress asleep. He saw a red chest in the corner and decided to look. He carefully sneaked past Tigress careful not to wake her up. She was sometimes a light sleeper or a heavy one and she didn't have a pattern. He reached the box and opened it up. The first thing he saw was a scroll so he grabbed it. He opened it and saw:

Tigress' 25 things to do:

"Sounds interesting. Could be about kung Fu stuff though. Maybe the rest is good." He though so he started reading:

Tigress' 25 things to do:

1. Wěn yīgè yī duī suíjī shuàigē duì kuí shé de jìngzhēng.

2. Chéngwéi móxíng A-tiān.

3. Chuān fàguó nǚpú fúzhuāng hé fúwù de shuàigē shì yòu rén de, zhǐshì kàn dào tāmen liú kǒushuǐ.

4. Dào dísīkē wǔtīng qù tiàowǔ xiāo dùn.

5. Qíshí bùzàihū shì fǔ lù shuō shénme.

6. Jǔbàn hǎitān shàng dùguò yītiān, suǒyǐ nǐ kěyǐ chuān bǐjīní, shì yòu rén kàn dào tāmen zàicì liú kǒushuǐ.

7. Wán yīxiē èzuòjù de hóuzi zài biérén de bāngzhù.

8. Hóu yǔ rén xiāngchǔ de lìng yī èzuòjù cǎiqǔ bàofù.

9. Kǎo dàngāo, yībiān chàngzhe yī shǒu gē, rúguǒ méiyǒu rén kàn.

10. Guà chū yǔ zhōu'ēnlái gèng duō de shíhou, zhǐshì wèile hǎowán hé duì zhíwù de zhìhuì.

11. Zuòchū fènnù mànhuà.

12. Zǒu jìn xùnliàn dàtīng chuānzhuó duǎnkù hé bèijǐng yīnyuè de dǐngduān: Wǒ tài xìnggǎn cóng yòubiān fú léi dé shuō.

13. Chàng dà shēng ā dài lēi zhǐshì dàjiā dōu rènwéi wǒ shuǎi zài shēn gǔndòng.

14. Zhēn de zuìle, wǒ xǐng lái hòu, jiēshòu wǒ de zhuàngtài.

15. Shǐ qìtú cuīmián qǐzhòngjī.

16. qíngshū, sòng tāmen dào bǎo.

17. Wèn yī duī wèntí, yīgè sì suì de huì wèn.

18. Zài gōnggòng wǔtái shàng chàng gēqǔ.

19.Zài xuǎn měi bǐsài de jìngzhēng.

20. Jiǎngfǎ yǔ zhěng tiān.

21. Dédào catnapped zàicì 10X

22. Wán rúguǒ wǒ shì 4 suì.

23. Shǐyòng shéxiē zhuāng dàochù xiě yīgè lìng rén máogǔsǒngrán de xiāoxi.

24. Dà shēng wèn shīfu, jíshǐ wǒ zhīdào PMS shì shénme.

25. Rèqíng de qīnwěn, zhěng yè shuì dà lóng pángbiān.

Tai Lung found it a rather impressive list, but he didn't like the last one all that much. Reading it over, he remembered how dangerous it was to be in Tigress' room. So put the scroll back and left leaving no trace. He quickly went back to his room. He sat down at his desk and reviewed the things he collected.

First were Monkey's pink hearted boxers. He has never seen them before and by the way it was hidden he didn't want anyone to know about it.

Next were a couple of Mantis' porn staché magazines. Tai Lung opened it up and started to drool. He liked it all but the one woman in the jade palace probably had better. He should find out some day somehow.

He also has one of Cranes poem books. He read a couple and it was all about May ling and Viper. He almost fell asleep 'cause of the mushiness.

Viper's old diary was also there. He almost started laughing loudly. She had a crush on Crane. It even said they used to date but broke up because Crane wanted to be around her too much. "Women never know what they want..." Tai Lung though. "Unless it's Tigress... Then it's just a deadly thought!"

And Po's cook book was last. "YES! Now I know how to cook like Po." Tai Ling cheered.

Tai Lung got up from his chair. Hid everything and then went to bed. It's not like more could happen.

IN TIGRESS' ROOM

"Dafuq? Who the hell was in my room?" Tigress whispered to herself. She woke up because she felt a sudden draft. When she looked her door was a little open.

"I swear if I find the person. He'll be dead."

She looked outside. It was almost daytime. "Good... The culprit is the sleepy one!" She thought to herself. "Unless it's Po. He's always sleepy."

Tigress looked down at her pajama. And remembered something.

FLASHBACK

"Well students. For the entire month you are all off. No training and no lessons." Master Shifu said loudly. "And the training hall is off limits, so it's closed."

Tigress grunted softly. Not like anyone heard her.

"Why?" Monkey asked.

"I will be leaving as a master in the east has fallen ill." Shifu answered.

"You mean Master Shui or Master Versai?" Tigress asked. Well... curiosity kills the cat.

"Master Shui."

"Is it because her students are terrible or is it because of your crush that would never happen." Tigress put a little emphasis on the last part.

Tigress and Shifu have been insulting each other for a while but this one got to Shifu. Hard.

He got angry. Really angry. So angry he smiled. He knew how to her hit back. And he had the object he needed. So he pulled it out of his sleeve. He pulled out a beautiful ceremonial fan. It was Tigress' and it was important to her.

"Says this!" Shifu said casually.

Tigress got a hold of a knife and threw it. Shifu wanted to make Tigress suffer so he used the fan to deflect the knife. The knife cut the delicate paper and all Shifu did… was simply smile. Tigress got REALLY angry. She stood up while knocking the table over. Walked over to Shifu. Slammed him against the wall. Picked up the fan and left for her room.

"Oh my goodness!" Viper remarked. "Master Shifu? Are you alright? And Tigress?"

END FLASHBACK.

"Oh yeah… That happened." Tigress turned around and saw the fan. It was broken and there was big hole in the middle.

"Great!" She said sarcastically "Now that dipstick will never forgive me. Amazing."

She turned back around and jumped on her bed and grabbed a kat kit* from under her pillow.** But before she could open it up Viper knocked on the door.

"Tigress? Breakfast!" Viper yelled. As if she ever opened Tigress door. Tigress put her kat kit back.

"Coming!" She yelled back. She once again looked at her pajama. She decided to walk out in it.

She arrived at the kitchen and found… A breakfast feast?

"Po? What's all of this?" Tigress said still looking at the food.

"Well… Shifu is gone for a month. So I thought 'Let's celebrate!' " He replied putting a plate of Strawberry PanJams*** on the table. Tigress simply sat down. And looked at it all.

Everyone dug in. When suddenly…

"Has anyone seen my old diary? I can't find it." Viper asked.

"Pink or Purple." Mantis asked.

"Pink."

"Nope sorry. But on that note my magazine disappeared."

"Issue 56 or 532?" Monkey asked.

"532."

"Then no I did not. I lost my underwear again."

"Which?" Po asked.

"Um… nevermind."

"Ok… I lost my cook book."

"The dessert or breakfast." Crane now piched in.

"Dessert."

"Nope. I can't even find my poem book."

"The one of May Ling and Viper or the one about Viper and May Ling?" Tigress asked.

"May Ling and Viper." He said flatly.

"Nope." And Tigress continued eating.

Everyone looked at her. And she felt it.

"What?" She asked.

"How come you're not missing anything?" Viper asked.

"One: What about Tai Lung? Two: My red box and my door where open. Guess the person didn't find anything interesting to take."

"One: Yeah Tai Lung. Two: That person has guts." Monkey exclaimed.

They all finished eating, chatting and telling jokes.

"So Tigress. Want a girl-talk?" Viper asked Tigress.

"Um… sure." Tigress was nervous. She didn't like girl talks at all. But they were amusing.

The girls left. They headed straight to Vipers room.

"So?" Viper asked.

"So…. What?" Tigress asked a little dumbstruck.

"Oh you know very well. Why do keep looking a Tai Lung like that?"

"I don't know. But he kept looking at me with a smirk."

"OMG No way!"

"It's not like he doesn't do that often."

"Anything else?"

"Well…"

"Spill it!"

"Ok ok. He kept licking his lips and then smirk."

"omg. Omg. OmG. OMG OMG OMG!"

"What? He maybe would like to…"

"Like to what? Spit it out, WOMAN!"

"Let's put it simply as 'pop you cherry'."

Tigress paused… then fainted.

HOURS LATER

"Tigress? TIGRESS!" Viper shook her friend.

She got tired of her friend laying flat across her bedroom floor.

Tigress opened her eyes and sat up straight. She turned and looked straight into Vipers eyes and…

"VIPER HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING! HE WOULD NEVER!" Tigress roared out.

Viper, getting used to it a little, was trembling. A lot.

"Let's go to your room. I have an idea."

"Ok."

They went to Tigress' room. The guys in Mantis' room on the other hand not so calm.

Crane had flown straight into the celling. Monkey fell out the window. Mantis was being sat on by Po who had his head stuck in a vase. And Tai Lung unconscious on the floor.

"We that could of ended worse." Po said from the vase.

The all agreed weakly while Monkey climbed back trough the window.

TIGRESS' ROOM

"So… What are you looking for again?" Tigress asked Viper who was searching in her room.

"I'm looking for… Maybe in here." She slithering towards the red box.

No one was allowed to touch it unless it was Viper. Then Tigress didn't have any saying about it.

"Aha! Let's do this!" Viper said holding the scroll. "Let's try and do all of this in this month! At least Shifu can't disturb or insult us for trying."

"Really?"

"Yeah! Let's start tomorrow. Agreed?"

"Agreed."

They shook on it.


So? Did you like it? This is my second story! I really hope you guys enjoy it!

Now there is this cover-picture thing, right? Well… My cover pictures will be what I picture Tigress' pajama to be. For only this story! So you guys would know and I don't have to describe!

R & R plz and try to keep your flame down.

* Kit kat from the KFP universe. It's pack is yellow and it's white chocolate. Tigress is in love with these.

** I actually do that to. Right now there is a bunch of different kind of candy under my pillow. :P

*** Pancakes in shape of flowers with jam inside (Any flavor.)