The Epic tale of an almighty dude named Darkclaw.
I DO NOT OWN WINGS OF FIRE, ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS EXCEPT DARKCLAW, THE OC AND THE OTHER BACKGROUND NEW DRAGONETS.
PROLOGUE AND WHATNOT.
Once there lived a dude named Darkclaw. He was a NightWing, or so he was told. He had light lavender scales, except for the big, armory scales on his shoulders and whatnot and, of course, his horns and claws, hence the name. He was an orphan, and he lived In the Rainforest with the rest of the NightWings that were apparently his tribe, even though they looked almost nothing like him. One day, Glory came up to him and said: "Hey little dude, who are you?"
CHAPTER 1: THE WHOLE FANFIC.
Darkclaw: Darkclaw. Why?
Glory: Well, I've seen you around, and maybe you should go to Jade Mountain this year.
Darkclaw. Nobody will know me.
Glory: That's the point, right?
Darkclaw: I guess-
Deathbringer: GLORY! SAVE MEEE!
Glory: Waaaaaaat? I'm here to try to convince Darkclaw to come to school! Remember? Tsunami was all like, "Get that scrub in school, we can't have too many dumb dragonets" and you were all "You jerk" and she was like "fite me m8"
Darkclaw: wait, you were TOLD to ask me?
Glory: uhm…
Darkclaw: Shkumptinfupsywumps!*runs off*
Glory: Look what you did?
Deathbringer: Uh… You did the work there Glory, I just ran up here. ANYWAY, someone made an OC and shipped it to me. She was chasing me around chanting: "GLORYBRINGER MEANS NOTHING. YOU ARE MY DESTINY!" over and over and over and over and over again.
Glory: DANG! We ARE in a fanfiction! I had a feeling…
Jambu: We're in a fanfic? AND I'M IN IT!? *heavens open up above him* Miracles DO come true!
Distant Voice: Deeeeaaaaathyyyy…. Where aaaaaaareee yoooouuu?
Deathbringer: AGH! NOBODY calls me deathy except the one I love! *runs off*
*Silence*
Glory: Wait… If I don't call him Deathy, who's the one he loves? *Old-fashioned detective music comes on*
Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes, reporting for duty!
Random NightWing: HEEEEEEEEEEEY a snack! *Eats Sherlock*
Watson: MASTER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! * Falls into the pits of Hell*
Glory: We should probably get that Portal to Hell out of the Rainforest.
Jambu: Naw, its fine.
*OC chasing Deathbringer onto NightWing island*
OC: COME HERE BABY!
Deathbringer: ew nooooo
OC: ew yeees
The rest of the main cast: *comes to the Rainforest for the sake of having Clay, Sunny, Starflight and Fatespeaker in the Story*
Clay: Couldn't deathbringer get burned in there?
Everyone: 0_o *Runs after them*
OC: HEEELoooo everyone!
Starflight: Yo.
OC: My name isn't OC, writer!
Fatespeaker: that's the first thing you would change? Really?
OC: *Ignoring her* *and yes I called her OC again* My REAL name is Love. So me and Deathy's ship name is Lovebringer! Aaahhh it's so perfect!
Deathy: Stop calling me that! Oh COME ON writer!
Fatespeaker: Oh wow. The Fanfic writer is our god right now.
Starflight: Guess you could say, OH GOD! Eh?
Everyone but Starflight: Oh, that was REALLY BAD.
Sans: I thought it was great!
Fatespeaker: When did you get here?
Sans: ;) *disappears mysteriously*
Love: Well, apparently you guys can't accept our love! We will have to go to a place nobody can bother us! *Drags Deathbringer to Volcano*
Deathbringer NOOO! SAVE ME!
Love: Don't worry, my love, we are going to a place where everyone will accept our love.
Deathbringer: What if I don't accept our love?
Love: too bad. *shoves Deathbringer into volcano*
Deathbringer: AHHH! I GUESS CAPTAIN ALWAYS GOES DOWN WITH HIS SHIP!
Love: *jumps in*
Another Silence.
Deathbringer: *emerges carrying the corpse of Love*(wow, "The Corpse of Love" sounds like a heavy metal band)
Sunny: You're ALIVE! AAAALIIIIIVEEE!
Tsunami: no need to go all Frankenstein on us, Sunny.
Clay: How did you survive, and not her, and without any burning involved?
Deathbringer: There was a ledge I landed on. Love was jumping into that lava, but got punished for attempting murder before she came in contact.
Glory: punished by who?
Dramatic voice behind them: BY ME.
Everyone: Anemone!
Anemone: not many know this, but I am actually… someone else. Somebody who punishes people for killing.
Sans: My kind of style. *disappears mysteriously again*
Tsunami: WHO IS THAT?
Anemone: welp, this story took a turn. *takes out gun* put your hands in the air! All of you!
Sunny: what did we do?
Anemone: Deathbringer has killed dragons and no doubt he will kill again! Glory for venoming multiple dragons only doing as intructed! Tsunami for attempting to kill a SkyWing and then leaving him helpless to die! Clay for killing countless innocent cows! Sunny for being in cahoots with a NightWing killer, her own mom! Also for not having any character development until book 4! And finally Jambu, for being incredulously stupid, costing dragons their lives!
Glory: When did THAT happen?
Jambu: You don't know everything about me! *eats a banana in one bite, peel and all*
Starflight: So… we're not under arrest?
Fatespeaker: yeah!
Anemone: No, for you are not dumb, have all sorts of character development and have not killed any dragons! You even gave people who were planning to kill these criminals *gestures to the others* their plans, Sarflight!*
Starflight: ah, good. *whistles* get 'em boys! *dragons pop out of bushes*
Starflight and the new dragons: WE ARE THE SOCIETY OF ANTI-NEMONE
Anemone: They've found me! *pulls out gun* STAY BACK!
Deathbringer: *sneaks behind Anemone* even though you saved me, I cannot save you!
Anemone: You think you can stop me? *goes all Super Saiyan* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *flies off* you'll never catch me! *Goodyear Blimp hits him out of sky*
Starflight: Looks like she forgot we own Goodyear. Take 5. *Society of Anti-nemone take a big metal number 5 and leaves*
Fatespeaker: even actions have puns now. I am going to KILL that writer!
TO BE CONTINUED!
And everything was lovely again, with the main character only having 5 lines.
PERFECT!
AUTHORS NOTE: THIS STORY WAS DUMB. (More like "AUTHOR'S FACT:")
