You've Got it All Wrong
By: NefertariNami
A/N: I wrote this for my English class. We had to write a story from the villain's point of view, to show how there's always two sides to every story. I'll admit, I wrote this before I finished watching the movie, so near the end it gets kinda AU-ish, so please ignore that. I hope you enjoy the story!
Pink. Small. Misunderstood.
It all began the day my mommy kicked me out of the house. I wasn't feeling well that day, so I go into a stupid argument with my mom and she kicked me out because she was too mad at me.
Feeling a bit down, I decided to go to a nearby park. Sitting on a merry-go-round I quickly became drowsy in the mid-summer heat. Unknowingly I fell into a deep slumber, my pink body slipping into a puddle of goo on the equipment, oozing into all the cracks and around the handles until my body was almost slipping off the sides. At that moment an earthquake decided to hit, waking me up and pulling me from my sleep. With a loud "Snap!" my body sprung back into the normal pink self everybody loves. Looking around in fear, I noticed all the playground equipment was shaking uncontrollably.
Suddenly, without any warning, the circle I was sitting on shot straight up into the air and in no time at all I was zooming through space, the lava that shot me was forming around me and the merry-go-round, making us turn into a meteor of sorts. We were going so fast toward a blue and green planet that I knew we were going to collide into it. I have to admit, scared was not what I was feeling… I was terrified! I was sick, my mommy kicked me out of the house and now I was currently heading towards an unknown planet? Today was just not my day.
We started looming closer and closer to this strange planet and suddenly the merry-go-round and hardened lava burst into flame and we headed towards the ground faster than before. With a huge crash we landed and the force knocked me out for a while.
I woke up when I felt something poking me. Looking up, I saw a strange creature standing tall over me. "Excuse me," I said, "do you know how to get back to the Blob planet?" The strange creature kept poking me with a stick and I was getting quite annoyed. "Excuse me!!!" I said, lunging forward. He got knocked over and I quickly slid up to look him in the face. He made some sort of noise, and looking down I saw that this strange creature was dissolving into me. At that time I realized how hungry I was, so I snacked on this strange thing. I glanced down at my pink little self we all know and noticed I had grown a bit bigger.
This suddenly sparked my curiosity. If I ate these strange creatures and got big enough maybe someone could tell me how to get back home! Determined, I started sliding across this strange planet's surface to find more of these creatures. Going down a path I found a huge herd of them. Smiling to myself I quickly went to the task of consuming them.
I quickly became huge- so huge that the creatures started coming to me. 'Well,' I thought to myself, 'this will be easier than I thought.' "Excuse me!" I tried to say once again, "Could someone help me? I'm lost and I need to get back home." Suddenly I felt very cold. Looking down I noticed I was getting frozen. What was wrong with this planet! All I wanted was to get back home… I felt my body stiffening as I got frozen all the way. Today was DEFINITELY not my day…
