Sakura: hay Sasuke hay Sasuke wake up

Naruto: yer Sasuke you silly sleepy head wake up

Sasuke: oh god you guys this better be very frickin important is the village on fire

Sakura: no Sasuke we found a map to candy mountain candy mountain Sasuke

Naruto: yer Sasuke we're going to Candy Mountain come with us Sasuke

Sakura: yer Sasuke it'll be an adventure we're going on an adventure Sasuke

Sasuke: yer Candy Mountain right I'm just going to you know go back to sleep now

Naruto: nooooooooooooooooooooo Sasuke you have to come with us to Candy Mountain

(Naruto and Sakura start jumping on Sasuke)

Sakura: yer Sasuke Candy Mountain it's a land of sweets and joy and joyness

Sasuke: please stop bouncing on me

Naruto: Candy Mountain Sasuke

Sakura: yer Candy Mountain

Sasuke: alright fine I'll go with you to Candy Mountain

(going through the woods)

Naruto and Sakura: la la la la la la la la la

Sasuke: enough with the sing already

Naruto: our first stop is over there Sasuke

Sasuke: oh god what is that

Sakura: it's a leoplurodon

Naruto: a magical leoplurodon

Sakura: it's going to guide our way to Candy Mountain

Sasuke: hay guys you do know there is no real Candy Mountain

Naruto: Shun the non believer

Sakura: shun

Naruto: shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Sasuke: yer

Sakura: it has spoken

Naruto: it has shown us the way

Sasuke: it didn't say anything

Sakura: it's just over this bridge Sasuke

Naruto: this magical bridge of hope and wonder

Sasuke: is anyone else getting covered in splinters guys we shouldn't be on this thing

Sakura: Sasuke Sasukeeee Sasukeeeeeeeeeeee Sasuk..

Sasuke: I'm right here what do you want

Sakura: we're on a bridge Sasuke

Naruto: we're here

Sasuke: what do you know there really is a Candy Mountain

Sakura: Candy Mountain Candy Mountain you fill me with sweet sugary goodness

Naruto: go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Sasuke

Sakura: yer Sasuke go inside the cave magical wonders that await you when you enter

Sasuke: yer thanks but no thanks I'm staying out here

Naruto: but you have to go inside the Candy Mountain Candy cave Sasuke

(Gaara pops out of nowhere)

Gaara: oh when your down and looking for some cheering up then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave when you get inside you'll find such a cheery light such a happy and joyful pretty merry land there are lollypops and gummydrops and candy things o so many things that will brightin up your day where sprout candy cloud there are coconuts with little hats candy pats chocolate mats it's a lovely land of sweets heres the candy train to take you to candy town thousands of treats that are all across the land cherry ribbons go around turn around theres a dancing candy tree where imagination runs so free so please Sasuke please go in to the candy mountain cave

(Gaara bursts into flames)

Sasuke: fine I'll go in to the frickin cave this better be good

Sakura: goodbye Sasuke

Naruto: yer good bye Sasuke

Sasuke: good bye

(door slams shut)

Sasuke: hay what's going on here hello who is that

(Gaara hits Sasuke over the Head with his sister's fan)

Sasuke: oh what happened god they took my frickin kidney

THE END