Sakura: hay Sasuke hay Sasuke wake up
Naruto: yer Sasuke you silly sleepy head wake up
Sasuke: oh god you guys this better be very frickin important is the village on fire
Sakura: no Sasuke we found a map to candy mountain candy mountain Sasuke
Naruto: yer Sasuke we're going to Candy Mountain come with us Sasuke
Sakura: yer Sasuke it'll be an adventure we're going on an adventure Sasuke
Sasuke: yer Candy Mountain right I'm just going to you know go back to sleep now
Naruto: nooooooooooooooooooooo Sasuke you have to come with us to Candy Mountain
(Naruto and Sakura start jumping on Sasuke)
Sakura: yer Sasuke Candy Mountain it's a land of sweets and joy and joyness
Sasuke: please stop bouncing on me
Naruto: Candy Mountain Sasuke
Sakura: yer Candy Mountain
Sasuke: alright fine I'll go with you to Candy Mountain
(going through the woods)
Naruto and Sakura: la la la la la la la la la
Sasuke: enough with the sing already
Naruto: our first stop is over there Sasuke
Sasuke: oh god what is that
Sakura: it's a leoplurodon
Naruto: a magical leoplurodon
Sakura: it's going to guide our way to Candy Mountain
Sasuke: hay guys you do know there is no real Candy Mountain
Naruto: Shun the non believer
Sakura: shun
Naruto: shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Sasuke: yer
Sakura: it has spoken
Naruto: it has shown us the way
Sasuke: it didn't say anything
Sakura: it's just over this bridge Sasuke
Naruto: this magical bridge of hope and wonder
Sasuke: is anyone else getting covered in splinters guys we shouldn't be on this thing
Sakura: Sasuke Sasukeeee Sasukeeeeeeeeeeee Sasuk..
Sasuke: I'm right here what do you want
Sakura: we're on a bridge Sasuke
Naruto: we're here
Sasuke: what do you know there really is a Candy Mountain
Sakura: Candy Mountain Candy Mountain you fill me with sweet sugary goodness
Naruto: go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Sasuke
Sakura: yer Sasuke go inside the cave magical wonders that await you when you enter
Sasuke: yer thanks but no thanks I'm staying out here
Naruto: but you have to go inside the Candy Mountain Candy cave Sasuke
(Gaara pops out of nowhere)
Gaara: oh when your down and looking for some cheering up then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave when you get inside you'll find such a cheery light such a happy and joyful pretty merry land there are lollypops and gummydrops and candy things o so many things that will brightin up your day where sprout candy cloud there are coconuts with little hats candy pats chocolate mats it's a lovely land of sweets heres the candy train to take you to candy town thousands of treats that are all across the land cherry ribbons go around turn around theres a dancing candy tree where imagination runs so free so please Sasuke please go in to the candy mountain cave
(Gaara bursts into flames)
Sasuke: fine I'll go in to the frickin cave this better be good
Sakura: goodbye Sasuke
Naruto: yer good bye Sasuke
Sasuke: good bye
(door slams shut)
Sasuke: hay what's going on here hello who is that
(Gaara hits Sasuke over the Head with his sister's fan)
Sasuke: oh what happened god they took my frickin kidney
THE END
