So this kinda popped in my head and I figured I haven't posted in a while so why not publish this story. Its kind of a little insight on what happens during "Too Much Too Soon" in American Idiot. It's probably really crappy but I hope you enjoy it! Please comment & review!
P.S. There's a little bit of a Alysha/Theo ship here. AND I don't own American Idiot or else I would be Green Day.
*Heather enters the living room where Will is sitting on the couch drinking a beer*
Will: *looks up from TV* Hey. What's up?
Heather: Not much.
Will: *drinks his beer*
Heather: That's it.
Will: What?
Heather: *walks into the bedroom*
Will: Uh, okay?
Heather: *walks back in with a bag* I'm out of here!
Door: BAM!
Heather: What the?
Theo: *jumps onto the couch*
Will: Excuse me! GET OFF MY COUCH!
Heather: Who is that?
Will: I DONT KNOW!
Theo: *sings* She's always living like she's running out of time...
Heather: Where is the music coming from?
Will: *to Theo* What are you doing?
Theo: Singing your thoughts!
*sings* Too Much just ain't enough to keep her satisfied...
Heather: OH! So THAT'S what you think of me!
Will: WHAT? NO! NOT AT ALL-
Theo: *sings* Her plastic card is filled with nothing comes to mind...
Will: *to Theo* You're making this worse!
Theo: *sings* It's now her occupation that she's over qualified...
Heather: Excuse me?
Will: *facecouch*
Theo: The looks are always so deceiving...
Heather: I'm OUT of here! *begins walking back into bedroom*
Will: HEATHER!
Theo: *sings* The truth is always misconstrued to you! Too much too soon!
Will: *to Theo* DUDE! TOO MUCH TOO SOON!
Theo: *sings to Will* Too late! And now your coming unglued! Too much too soon!
Heather: *from the bedroom* TOO MUCH TOO SOON!
Theo: *sings* To late and now it sucks to be you too!
Will: *groans*
Heather: *from the bedroom* Two can play at this game!
Alysha: *walks in and pushes Theo off the couch*
Theo: OW!
Will: What the fuck? Where did you come from?
Alysha: *sing* He's talking shit about how it's better way back when...
Will: What?
Theo: *sings from floor* Ah ah ah ah!
Alysha: *sings* He lives every waking moment as it means to an end...
Heather: *enters with baby carriage and places it on the couch*
Theo: *sings* Ah ah ah ah!
Alysha: *sings* We are we are but I'm not I never used to be...
Will: What are you doing?
Heather: *exits into bedroom* I TOLD YOU I WAS LEAVING!
Alysha: *stands in front of Will* *sings* So god bless your fucking past and to hell with your glory...
Will: Have you ever heard of personal space? Geez!
Alysha: *sings* The looks are always so deceiving...
Will: *to Theo* Aren't you going to do something?
Theo: *shakes head* Nope!
Alysha: *sings* The truth is always misconstrued to you! Too much too soon!
Heather: *walks out with a suitcase* Too much too soon!
Alysha: *sings* Too late and now you're coming unglued! Too much too soon!
Will: HEATHER! WAIT! *runs after Heather*
Alysha: *sings* Too late and now it sucks to be you too!
Will: *picks Heather up*
Heather: PUT ME DOWN! I'M A BLACK BELT AND I WILL WHIP YOUR ASS!
Theo: *sings* *getting up in Alysha's face* She packs her bags and says goodbye-
Alysha: *sings* *pushes Theo back* And bon voyage!
Will: *still holding Heather* Woah, this is getting a little violent...
Heather: *still being lifted by Will* ... Should we stop them?
Will: ... Nah! Let's see how this goes!
Theo: *sings* *shoving Alysha back* Farewell, we'll see you in hell-
Both: *sings* I hope you rest in pieces-
*Theo and Alysha make out*
Heather: Oooo. This got really awkward really fast.
Will: Um... Guys?
*Theo and Alysha stop*
Theo: ...
Alysha: ...
Will: ...
Heather: ...
All: FUCK YOU!
Will: Continuing! *picks Heather up and runs her to the couch*
Heather: PUT ME DOWN!
Theo & Alysha: *sings.* *standing as far away from each other as possible* Too much too soon! To late and now your coming unglued.
Heather: *breaks free from Will*
Will: NO!
Theo & Alysha: *sings* *trying not to look at each other* Too much too soon!
Heather: YOUR TOO LATE!
Theo & Alysha: *sings* And now it sucks to be you too!
Theo: *sings* Woaaaah!
Will: *runs to Heather* STOP PLEASE!
Heather: IT'S TOO MUCH! TOO MUCH TOO SOON!
Theo: Hey! That's the name of this song!
Alysha: *sings* *punches Theo in the face* Wooooaaaoooaahhhh!
Will: *on his knees* Please! I CAN CHANGE!
Heather: WILL! STOP!
Theo: *sings* Woooaaahhhh!
Will: I CAN BE A BETTER FATHER!
Heather: YOU ALREADY SCREWED UP THE KIDS NAME!
Alysha: *sings* Woaaaaoaaahhh!
WILL: HEY, BUDWISER WILL BE THE COOLEST KID IN SCHOOL THANKS TO ME!
Heather: YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
Theo: *sings* *trying to out riff Alysha* Wooooaaaaahhhh!
Will: PLEASE! HEATHER!
Alysha: *sings* *out riffing Theo* Wooaaaoooaahhh!
Heather: I'm sorry, but i cant.
*Heather grabs bags, baby and exits*
Theo: *sings* WOOAAAHHHH!
*Will sits himself on the couch*
Alysha: *sings* *following Heather* WooooaaahhhhhhhaaaAAAAAHHHH! YeeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAA yayeyayeyayeyayeYAAAAAAAAAAA yeyaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHH!
*flips Theo off* YEAH! *exits*
Theo: *joins Will on couch*
Will: Well, this sucks.
THE END
