Once

Once I ate a funny meal,

With mould the colour teal,

Next I saw a Leprechaun and we made a deal,

He demanded that I steal,

A pair of lime green pantalons!

Once I saw a green giraffe,

Relaxing in my bath,

Then I saw the Cheshire cat snoozing by hearth,

I watched and saw a chimpanzee dancing on my path,

Then I went to bed.

Once I saw a dog shaped cat,

Chewing on my cricket bat,

Whilst admiring my red doormat,

And then next door neighbour Pat,

Came round for some tea.

Once I saw my mother nude,

Then I died of shock.