Once
Once I ate a funny meal,
With mould the colour teal,
Next I saw a Leprechaun and we made a deal,
He demanded that I steal,
A pair of lime green pantalons!
Once I saw a green giraffe,
Relaxing in my bath,
Then I saw the Cheshire cat snoozing by hearth,
I watched and saw a chimpanzee dancing on my path,
Then I went to bed.
Once I saw a dog shaped cat,
Chewing on my cricket bat,
Whilst admiring my red doormat,
And then next door neighbour Pat,
Came round for some tea.
Once I saw my mother nude,
Then I died of shock.
