One-shot tie-in to Avenge Us, about Morgan's first encounter with her big bro. This is set a week before Scott escapes the Quantum Realm, and please forgive the crappy writing and out-of-place humor. This was all I could think of. Hopefully, entity9silvergen is gonna write something even better(and with no Metal Gear jokes this time...)...


When Morgan Howard "Morguna" Stark was born, her life wasn't something you'd exactly call smooth. Pepper had been teaching her how to avoid colored people and even got her baptized at the South Glade Mission Church(yeah, that place from Kingsman) right after she was born, trying desperately to turn her into Virginia Potts 2.0. However, a chance sighting of Tony hanging out with Rhodey changed everything. At first, Morgan wanted to call her daddy off, but then Tony explained everything, and it turned out fine. And now, look at her...

"This is wrong." said 5-year-old Morgan Stark while playing Metal Gear. "Waiden belongs with Snake, not Wose." Since she was still young, she couldn't pronounce "r" properly in certain sentences, like that one time she called Green Lantern "Gween Wantern".

20-year-old Leyenar Oh, who was watching the entire thing, agreed. "I know, right?! When you grow up, let's sue Konami together. It won't stand a chance against the universe's worst nightmare and the daughter of Tony Stark!" Well, actually, this entire situation was wrong. Irah belonged with Cap, not Pepper. The moment she saw them standing together, she had seen through all of their past selves—all of which had met a tragic end. A long time ago—no, in a world transcending even the concept of time, they were a powerful warlord and his loyal knight. In Ancient Greece, they had participated in the Trojan War, under the names Odysseus and Achilles. In Ancient Rome, they were Centurion Stephanus and Senator Antonius. And now, they were here, as Steven Grant Rogers and Anthony Edward Stark, and Leyenar had put everything she's got to ensure they got their happily ever after, but she had failed. Failed horribly. She quickly dismissed all negative thoughts as Morgan's sweet voice chirped out:

"I wuv you 3000."

"Right back at ya, Sergeant Snot-Sleeves."

By that time, Tony strolled in. "Director Leyenar, it seems you're having a pretty good time."

"Well, as long as Baroness Booger-Face here keeps me entertained..."

"No problemo, Admiwal Underpants!" Morgan chortled. Tony sighed. Who could've possibly thought Leyenar would get along THIS WELL with Pepper's daughter?


Civil Warrior was flying around the Hudson River, watching whales. People gathered around to get a picture of her. Pretty soon, she landed on top of a tall building where her partner, Ultron, was waiting. "Tough day, huh, Pardner?" she asked.

"Sure was." replied the AI. "So, is it true that I have a little sister?"

"Yup. And be careful, she ain't no Stark-Rogers. If her mama ever finds out what's going on..."

"We're dead meat?"

"We fight."

LATER...

"Lenny!" Morgan cried out as she jumped into her sister figure's arms, then noticed the weird robot right by her side. "Who's that?"

Leyenar paused for a moment. "It's...complicated."

"But I wanna kno-o-ow!"

"Okay, fine. Morgan Howard Stark, say ollo to your big brother."

A moment later, everybody was gathered in the living room. "Daddy, I can bear with you hanging out with Uncle Whodey, but how could you?! I've been weally convinced that you loved Mommy and only Mommy..."

"Look, sweetie, I never meant to..."

"Is this a Raisune situation?" asked FRIDAY in the warm mechanical voice Morgan was already growing to love.

"No, 'cause everybody knows Raiden ain't smart enough to create an artificial intelligence and designate it as him and Snake's kid..." Leyenar began, only to be cut off by FRIDAY.

"I KNOWWW!" she pouted. "Not in that sense, in the "oh, no, my dad was in a relationship w/ somebody before my mom", sense..."

"Lenny, is this some kinda elabowate plot in which the goal is twicking me into thinking that my mommy is a badun?" asked Morgan.

"Nah." replied the director. "But your mommy is IN FACT a badun. I've had many run-ins with her in the past, and they all didn't end well."

Ultron added, "And, to be honest, my given name is actually Ultron Stark-Rogers."

"Oh, for goodness' sake!" FRIDAY groaned.

"I hate Metal Gear." Leyenar grumbled as she left.


"What?" asked Carol Danvers as she got a call from Leyenar right after demolishing the South Glade Mission Church. "OK. I'll be right there."