Roy's Birthday Party
"Roy, happy birthday," Riza said.
"What, you remembered," Roy said shocked.
Oh great now she is going to over do my birthday and all I want is a cake with my name on it. That and I want Black Hayate to NOT jump on my head Roy thought.
Riza said, "Here I got this for you, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart."
"What's this?" Roy said wondering what it could possibly be.
Roy then opened it then smirked and said sarcastically "Oh thanks I really needed this." Roy then picked up his present, "A razor to shave..."
"Your hideous mustache," Riza said finishing Roy's sentence.
"What, it's not hideous!" Roy gasped furiously.
Riza said, "Ok then, give me one good reason not to shave it off."
"It... Um...Makes me look official since I'm the Fuerer. Yeah, that's a good reason."
BUZZZZZ
"Ahhhhh! What did you do that for!" Roy yelled.
"Well you didn't give me a good enough reason so... I shaved it for you,"
Riza replied, "Besides I only shaved half."
"Oh great now I look stupid. I just hope nobody comes," Roy complained.
"HELLO EVERYBODY! AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ROY AND -... What happened to your mustache?" Havoc said bursting in as the rest of Roy's team came in.
Oh how I hate this world. Roy was thinking.
"Yeah what happened?" Fallman said
Roy complained "Riza happened. I just hope you got me a better present than her."
"Well what did she get you?" Fallman asked.
"Take a wild guess." Roy answered
"Umm...oh...um...I... I'll be back with a new present," Fallman said.
Breta and Fury both said "I'll need to get a new present too - wait you too...o.k. good I won't go alone."
"Ha, I knew Riza would do that, so I got you something good," Havoc said.
Roy said "Thanks, I knew I could count on you buddy."
"No prob," Havoc said. "Hey by the way where are the little doggies?"
BARK...BARK
"Ah there you are, well one of them," Havoc said picking up one of Black Hayate's pups, "Hmm, I wonder if you taste just as good as your father."
Just then the pup started peeing while Havoc was holding him.
"AW GREAT! Why don't you pee on somebody else?" Havoc yelled then saying some other words under his breath.
After that Roy said "Havoc, don't tempt the dog into biting you."
Ten minutes later
Everybody was just talking to each other and Havoc was desperately trying to get the pee stain off when…
"Alright everybody we're back and with some brand new presents that you will for sure like Roy. And- …Havoc, why are you all wet?"
"It was the dog," Havoc answered quickly so Fallman didn't get any ideas.
"Time for cake!" Riza informed everybody.
Roy yelled "YESSS CAKE! Wait does it have my name on it?"
"Yes, but first-" Riza answered.
"Alright, let's eat my birthday cake" Roy interrupted
"That's what we are going to do, but first you have to shave off the other part of your mustache. Then you can cut the cake, and after that presents," Riza told him.
"FINE!" Roy said annoyed.
BUZZ
AND THAT'S HOW ROY GOT HIS MUSTACHE SHAVED OFF :)
