author's note: Wooo, my first LPS drabble! I love this show, it's my guilty pleasure undoubtedly. The pets are adorable dorks and Blythe reminds me of myself. So here I go, giving some love to one of my favorite ships that is ridiculously underrated.

Enjoy the silly fluffy crap ;D


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Some Things Just Don't Mix

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A howl echoed through the small business quarters of the Littlest Pet Shop... and now, everyone ducked for cover. Soon afterwards, barking was heard, and the sound of frantic running followed. Anyone watching through the window may have found it amusing; but for those inside the store, that was another story.

"Vinnie Terrio, when I get my paws on you, I'll skin you alive and turn you into a belt!" Zoe shrieked.

"Uh-oh," Penny said softly, as she scurried into the scratching post, afraid of the fury.

"What did he do now?" Pepper groaned.

However, the question was most likely going to be answered very soon, seeing how Zoe would not stop screaming at Vinnie, who was clearly scared for his life. She relentlessly chased him around, even if they did look like complete fools going around in circles, but she wouldn't rest until she had smacked some sense into that fool of a reptile. Why she put up with him in the first place was a question she had yet to answer, but for now, she was focused on punishing him.

"You tried to kill me!" Zoe yelled.

"I didn't mean it!" Vinnie called over his shoulder...

...but once he looked back, he saw a blur of bright purple and he was tackled to the ground.

He laughed nervously, and dodged his eyes. "Aw, come on, babe, you-"

Zoe literally growled. "Oh, don't you 'babe' me now, you slithering snake," she muttered.

Vinnie frowned. "Uh, technically, I'm a gecko, not a-" Her glare shut him up, and he felt himself shrink. "N-nevermind."

Right now, he was thinking about another b word to describe her.

"Chocolate," she deadpanned. "Of all the romantic gestures in the world, you thought of giving me chocolates."

"Well, um, y-yes?" he stammered. "So?"

Vinnie could hear all of the other pets in the shop wince, and he was starting to wonder why, but Zoe growled yet again. He really wished she wouldn't do that when she was mad at him.

Pepper's stifled laugh was heard from across the room. "Oh, man," she whispered loudly. "She's gonna tear him a new one."

No one could disagree there. However, it seemed that Zoe decided to go easy on him this time - and all she did was smack him upside the head with her paw.

"Scaly idiot," she muttered, as she trudged off.

She would not let that tiny little part of her say that Vinnie was cute when he was trying to be romantic. No way, no how. Zoe Trent was a strong, independent pup who didn't need an clumsy gecko following her everywhere and being adora- stupid. He wasn't adorable. He was stupid. He had no brains, he watched too much television, his dancing wasn't even that great and she could never tell herself enough that he was an idiot.

Zoe let out a soft groan.

But then again, if she didn't put up with his antics... who would?


author's note: So, aside from them being adorable dorks, I think Zoe and Vinnie would fight like this a lot. He does stupid stuff, she tries to kill him, and then they go back to being cute. But of course, there's little to no chemistry in the show for them. Curse you, Hasbro!

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