During Philosophy class, the professor was discussing some theory and this scene came up to my mind, enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, Namco does.
You're Tiny!
The sky was bright and cloudless.
Birds were singing at the top of the G Corporation building.
And Kazuya was chilling in his office, enjoying a cup of coffee during his break.
One of the guards walked in, "Sir, there is a blond person making a fuss at the gate, demanding to see you."
Kazuya raised an eyebrow, 'Blond person? Don't tell me Phoenix flew all the way to Japan to suck me off…' but he was really bored, "Let them in," he laid his back to the chair.
"Yes sir!" the guard walked outside.
Kazuya placed his cup on the table.
Two guards walked inside, in the middle stood an angry Leo.
Kazuya smirked, "Well well well, if it isn't Emma's stupid little girl again?"
"Don't call me a little girl!" Leo shouted.
"Little boy…?"
"If you read through her files you would've known whether she had a daughter or a son, but you never cared! YOU BASTARD!" Leo raged, whose arms the guards were holding back.
Kazuya sighed. "What do you want?"
"I wanna show you how tiny you are!"
Kazuya blinked. "Tiny?"
"Yes! Tiny! You're tiny!"
Kazuya frowned. "What are you saying?"
"You think you're some sort of a hero or something! You think too much of yourself! You think you can just kill anyone because they're less important than you! But you're tiny!"
Kazuya slammed his palm against his desk. "Enough! Get him out of here!"
"In the big scheme of things! You're tiny! Very tiny!"
Kazuya blinked again. "What?"
"There are more stars in the space than sand on earth! And you can only see the closest ones! The closest ones are so big! Tree times bigger than the earth!"
Kazuya widened his eyes. "What are you trying to—"
"And do you know how small Japan is? How small is Tokyo compared to this earth? HUH? And YOU! How small are you? You're just so small! You're tiny! TINY!"
Kazuya couldn't stop blinking.
"You think you're some kind of lord! But you're tiny! In the big scheme of things! YOU'RE TINY!"
Kazuya stood up and slammed his fist against his desk, harder this time. "Throw him! Or...her! Out! Now!"
The guards pulled Leo out of the room as he/she kept shouting. "YOU'RE JUST SO TINY! TINY! SO TINY!"
Kazuya groaned, slowly sat back on his chair, and then sighed.
He looked through the window, and saw a bird flying away as he looked at it.
He sighed again, "Tiny…"
Ha! Yes, we are tiny, really.
I hope you enjoyed this piece of crap :D
Thanks for reading~
