If you read this sentence, then you are a complete retard.

Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Rouge, Samuel L Jackson, and Captain Falcon are properties of either

A) SEGA
B) Samuel L. Jackson, or
C) Nin10D'oh! (Seriously, it belongs to Nintendo.)


"OH MY GOD!" Sonic yelled.

"OH MY GOD!" Tails yelled.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!" Knuckles yelled.

"OH MY HOLY SHIT!" Amy yelled.

"OH MY BADLLY MSSPEELLED GOOD!" Tom yelled.

"OH WOW THE WRITER IS A TOTAL FUCKING RETARD FOR INCLUDING US IN THIS PIECE OF CRAP!" Ed yelled. BOOM! Headshot.

"OH MY SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Jack yelled.

"THIS SHIT IS GETTING REALLY FUCKIN BORING!" Rouge yelled.

"Dudes, calm the fuck down." wolfhound134's online account stated calmly. "No one wants to hear 'OH MY GOD!' over and over and over again." BOOM! Wolfhound134's online account blew up.

"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE! EVERYONE STRAP IN! I'M ABOUT TO OPEN A FUCKIN WINDOW!" Samuel L. Jackson screams.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF W134'S STORY!" Monty yells. The author pulls out a gigantic rocket launcher and aims it at the black actor.

"OH MOTHA-" Before he could say another cuss word, he was blasted into the great beyond. Or he was just blasted into the space left by the writers block.

"Why is everyone so high?" Amy asked. The pink hedgehog was promptly written out of the story.

"OMG! THIS IS SO FCKN LAME!" a flamer/troll/man with no life typed into his computer. "I M SO TYPN BAD REVW OF THIS STRY!" BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

"LEARN TO TYPE, YOU STUPID SHITFUCKING, COCK LICKING, EPIDEMIC SPREADING PIECE OF FUCK!" Sonic yelled.

BOOOOOOM! The entire story exploded into a million pieces.


"What the fuck is this?" wolfhound134 asked his account manager.

"Something I typed up in exactly…ten minutes." Monty replied.

"…You fucking suck." wolfhound134 said.

"Yes!" Captain Falcon replied.

"Shut the fuck up." Monty snapped. There was silence.

"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNCH!"


wolfhound134 (Me), Monty (Also me), Tom (OC), Ed (OC), and Jack (One time use character) are all property of wolfhound134 and Monty. If you use these characters, i will hunt you down, and turn you into a gigantic dog turd. ^-^