Note to ze reader:
Kazekage= Father of Temari, Kankurou, and...perhaps Gaara...
Gaara= Kankurou's babysitter
Temari=Fatty
Kankurou= Homo
Clay Aiken= That one guy with peachy eyebrowz
Me= A totallih awesome babe wink wink
OKAY LET'S BEGIN PEOPLES
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Once upon a time there were these cute little bunnies sitting on a hill nibbling on--
Kazekage: Gaara, you're going to baby sit Kankurou while I take Temari to Weight Watchers...
Gaara: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME! THAT'S JUST TORTURE!!
Kazekage: Too bad, kid, I'm puttin' this place on top security, steel doors, attack dogs, lasers, killer robos chicks (wink wink) and everything!!
Gaara: Oh you shouldn't have...hint hint: sarcastic
Temari: [eating a friend Twinkie] Catch ya later, suckers! HA HA HA HA!!
Kazekage: Don't worry, if you try not to escape, you won't die cough so hard COUGH...
Gaara: GRr!! GET OUTTA MY SIGHT ALREADY!! I'LL ESCAPE THIS PIECE OF CRAP YOU CALL HOME!!!
Kazekage: GLADLY! C'mon Tems...I HOPE YOU ALL ROT AND DIE!! slams door behind him
Gaara: Yeah, that's what I THOUGHT...
Kankurou: [pops outta nowhere] Oh big brotha, how about you and me play some dress up? wink wink
Gaara: How about no thanks...
Kankurou:sigh Why don't you like me, Gaara? Why couldn't we be more than JUST brothers...?
Gaara: Oh God, it's coming...
Kankurou: [blah blah blah] What's coming, brother? [creeps closer]
Gaara: AUGGhhHHHhh!! Haven't you memorized that one rule where you keep at least 50 feet away from me? You freaks disgusts meh...
Kankurou: [sniff] That hurts, brother, hurts me right here…points to heart
Gaara: Um…what…a…tearjerker…
Kankurou: If you're not going to play with me then I'm just going to have to call up my friend…
Gaara: Whoa there, YOU have FRIENDS?!
Kankurou: [dials #] Oh hun, I want you to come up where and have some fun with me..and make it quick!
MyStERous vOice: What a coinkidink, sugar, I was just passing by…
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Until...the next chapter...which will...be here...some...da...y...
Oh...mah gaw...anyway you know, Gaara IS younger than Kanky in here, but Kanky's just immature and childlike so...y'know...YEAH TOTALLIH...-.-U
Kazekage= Father of Temari, Kankurou, and...perhaps Gaara...
Gaara= Kankurou's babysitter
Temari=Fatty
Kankurou= Homo
Clay Aiken= That one guy with peachy eyebrowz
Me= A totallih awesome babe wink wink
OKAY LET'S BEGIN PEOPLES
- - - - -
Once upon a time there were these cute little bunnies sitting on a hill nibbling on--
Kazekage: Gaara, you're going to baby sit Kankurou while I take Temari to Weight Watchers...
Gaara: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME! THAT'S JUST TORTURE!!
Kazekage: Too bad, kid, I'm puttin' this place on top security, steel doors, attack dogs, lasers, killer robos chicks (wink wink) and everything!!
Gaara: Oh you shouldn't have...hint hint: sarcastic
Temari: [eating a friend Twinkie] Catch ya later, suckers! HA HA HA HA!!
Kazekage: Don't worry, if you try not to escape, you won't die cough so hard COUGH...
Gaara: GRr!! GET OUTTA MY SIGHT ALREADY!! I'LL ESCAPE THIS PIECE OF CRAP YOU CALL HOME!!!
Kazekage: GLADLY! C'mon Tems...I HOPE YOU ALL ROT AND DIE!! slams door behind him
Gaara: Yeah, that's what I THOUGHT...
Kankurou: [pops outta nowhere] Oh big brotha, how about you and me play some dress up? wink wink
Gaara: How about no thanks...
Kankurou:sigh Why don't you like me, Gaara? Why couldn't we be more than JUST brothers...?
Gaara: Oh God, it's coming...
Kankurou: [blah blah blah] What's coming, brother? [creeps closer]
Gaara: AUGGhhHHHhh!! Haven't you memorized that one rule where you keep at least 50 feet away from me? You freaks disgusts meh...
Kankurou: [sniff] That hurts, brother, hurts me right here…points to heart
Gaara: Um…what…a…tearjerker…
Kankurou: If you're not going to play with me then I'm just going to have to call up my friend…
Gaara: Whoa there, YOU have FRIENDS?!
Kankurou: [dials #] Oh hun, I want you to come up where and have some fun with me..and make it quick!
MyStERous vOice: What a coinkidink, sugar, I was just passing by…
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Until...the next chapter...which will...be here...some...da...y...
Oh...mah gaw...anyway you know, Gaara IS younger than Kanky in here, but Kanky's just immature and childlike so...y'know...YEAH TOTALLIH...-.-U
