AUTHOR'S NOTE: My first Happy Wheels fanfiction! This chapter is based off the level Obst. Course by Mean Person. R&R, please!
"Alright, son, we're gonna be okay." Irresponsible Dad said as he looked down at the obstacle course in front of him. "It may look dangerous, but I'm sure we'll be fine."
"But, Dad, it looks dangerous." His son Timmy said.
"Listen, do you want a fun 10th birthday or not?"
"Yes, I do."
"Then let's go!"
Irresponsible Dad drove his kid through the sign that said "Welcome. Your goal is to...SURVIVE", which made him feel a bit nervous.
They then proceeded to go past an obstacle labeled "Epic Jump", which Timmy freaked out at.
"Dad, you just KILLED that old man that was hanging there!" Timmy yelled.
"I don't caaaare!" Irresponsible Dad said, going on. They then saw a bunch of knives jumping around along with an ax right where Irresponsible Dad's head would be.
"Dad, no!" Timmy yelled.
"SHUT UP, YOU BASTARD CHILD!" Irresponsible Dad yelled as went through the knives without any problems. "Okay, I think we're safe now."
Just as he said that, a bunch of arrows began getting thrown at them.
"Ow! Ow! Owwww!" Timmy screamed as bruises formed on him. They continued on, and then a sign popped up saying 'Harpoon ahead!' "Dad, what's a harpoon?"
"Nothing dangerous." Irresponsible Dad lied as he drove through the harpoon...not fast enough, as the harpoon went straight into his "family jewels".
"OWWWWWW!" Irresponsible Dad screamed. "Well, son, I hope you weren't hoping for a sister."
They went past another sign. This part can be tricky.
"Dad, maybe we can just go home." Timmy said.
"No, I paid $200 to rent this place out for your birthday and we're staying here!" Irresponsible Dad yelled, driving past the spikes ahead. Unfortunately, he accidentally flipped backward on his back, causing his son to fall into the spikes.
Damn it!, Irresponsible Dad thought. I promised my wife I wasn't gonna kill this one.
He then proceeded to fall down a bunch of glass structures while he wasn't looking. Well, this is the end...
He was approached by a sign reading: Congratulations! You win!
"I won? I WON! HELL YEAH!" Irresponsible Dad screamed in delight. But wait...how would he explain what happened to his son to his wife?
AUTHOR'S NOTE: There's the first chapter of The Adventures of Irresponsible Dad! R&R please, constructive criticism welcome, but please don't be rude.
