OMG! My first ever fanfic… goodie…

Ok now I will state the Disclaimer Audience gasps

Clears throat

I, Scary-little-cow, do not own ANY -that's right- ANY of the Shaman King plotlines, stories, characters, ideas, blah, blah, blah…

Allrighty then! 'Tis time to go on with the story!

"Yoh?"

"Yup."

"What're you doing?"

Manta had just walked into the living room of Yoh's house to find him squashed under the table in the middle of the room.

"I'm hiding."

"Why?"

"I broke Anna's favourite mug."

"I see…"

"Can you see me?"

"Yes."

"Damn."

Yoh crawled out from under the table and straightened up.

"You need to help me find another hiding place." Yoh said.

"Why should I do it?"

"Because you blew my cover!"

"… No I didn't!" Manta yelled.

Just then, Anna's voice drifted through the doorway.

"Yoh? Sweetie? Are you there? I have something to show you..."

Yoh glared at Manta.

"Now you've really blown my cover." He said.

"…"

"Come on."

Yoh grabbed Manta's and pulled him out of the room, and into the street.

"Where'll we go?" Manta cried, trying desperately and failing to remove his arm from Yoh's grip.

"We're going to Ren's!" He cried, with panic in his voice, "He'll save us!"

"YOH!"

Yoh and Manta turned around and saw Anna coming out of the doorway.

"This way!"

Yoh directed Manta around a sharp corner, blocking Anna from sight. They slowed down to a walk, and set off on the route to Ren's house.

"Oh look we're here!" Yoh said after a few very long minutes.

It was true; the small house Ren lived in was just ahead of them. Yoh stepped forward and knocked on the door. There was no answer.

"Huh. Where could he be?" Manta asked.

"Ah well, I don't know, but if he's not in…" Yoh said. Then he pounded on the door so hard that it fell in.

"Yoh! Now Ren's…gonna... Oh my God…" He trailed off.

Ren was in. He was in plain view of the doorway, and he was not alone.

He had Horo Horo were pinned against the wall, and they were kissing furiously.

Yoh and Manta gaped at them. Apparently, they had not heard the knock on the door, or they had ignored it.

But at the sound of Manta's voice, they both looked up.

Everyone gaped at everyone for a second, then-

"What the hell have you done to my door?" Ren yelled.

"What the hell have you done to Horo Horo? Manta screamed.

"What is that supposed to mean?" Ren said taking a step towards them and pulling his Kwan-Dao out of nowhere.

"Well, everyone knew that you were gay, but Horo Horo?" Manta informed him.

Ren glared at him.

"Sorry we broke down your door." Yoh said, having found his voice again.

Ren glared at him.

"I'll fix it!" Horo Horo cried.

Ren glared at him.

"How are you going to do that?" Ren asked coldly.

"Like this!" Horo Horo yelled, and he lifted the door back into its frame and froze it there.

Coincidently, this was the only door in Ren's house, and now they were all stuck inside.

"All fixed!" Horo Horo said stupidly.

Ren glared at him, and his face twitched convulsively.

"You…blue-haired…moron…kisama…baka…"

"I can hear you, you know." Horo Horo said, sounding hurt.

"That's the point."

"You didn't say that a minute ago…" Horo Horo said smiling at him and fluttering his eyelashes.

Ren's face twitched again.

"Shut-up!"

"Awwwwwwwwww…you're so cute when you're mad…"

"Horo Horo…"

They began to make out again.

Yoh cleared his throat loudly, but they ignored him. He and Manta exchanged moody glances.

"Now what do we do?" Yoh asked.

"I don't know… they're blocking the hall…" Manta replied.

Yoh swivelled round and began to bang on the door.

"HELP!" He yelled.

"Yoh?" Said a girls voice.

Yoh leapt back and collided with Horo and Ren.

"Hey!" Horo yelled.

A shadow appeared through the ice.

Ren got up and said,

"Who's that?

"It's…" They all looked at him and saw he had gone white as chalk.

"Anna!"