"That's BULLSHIT."
The blonde looked up from her computer to look at her brunette friend on her laptop, sitting on the bed. "What's wrong, Sephie?"
"This list!" she fumed, shutting her laptop off and slamming it shut. "It put GREECE on the worst lovers list! GREECE!!" she threw her hands up in exasperation. "They claim they're too lovey-dovey! That's BULLSHIT!!"
"You should really calm down, it's not that big of a deal. Isn't Canada on the best list? Aren't you Canadian?"
The other paused, letting her hands fall. "Yes I am, but that's not the point!" She stared down at her laptop for a moment. "I'm going to find out." She said after a few moments, determination in her face and voice.
"And how are you going to do- Hey let go, where are we going?!"
"You're coming with me, Kyuu."
"Y-You can't go in there!"
"S-Stop!!"
Japan looked up at the ruckus right outside his door, thinking that it might be America trying to barge his way in here again to ask him to butcher another anime or manga by translating it.
He was surprised, however, when the door flew open and two girls, one looking very angry while the other was being dragged by her wrist, looking very distressed and apologetic. The first, a short long haired teen let go of her friend's wrist and marched over to his desk and slammed her hands down, looking at him straight in his dark eyes. Angry met with Shocked.
"Japan!" She girl said loudly, causing the nation to stiffen. She paused, before continuing. "No, Kiku Honda," another pause. "was Greece, Heracles Karpusi, bad at sex?"
Silence filled the room.
Japan's face quickly flushed, his whole face becoming red. How did this girl know about him? And…that?!
Oh wait, Hetalia: Axis Powers.
He knew that would come back to haunt him.
"Lo siento," the blonde said softly, breaking the silence. "I couldn't stop her."
Japan looked between the two girls, clearing his throat to regain his voice. "And, why would you need to know this?" he asked, trying to stay as professional as possible.
"It's to regain the pride of the Grecian people!"
"It's because of a list online, about the best lovers by nationality."
"Wh- Shush, Yoli!"
"No me llames asi…"
Japan coughed into his hand, gaining the attention of the teens once again. "A-As long as this is between us, seeing as your curiosity will probably not go away…" He paused, the wait long enough to let the pair lean in slightly. "I would consider him an excellent lover."
Sephie immediately grinned and jumped into the air. "Yes!"
"This doesn't prove anything," Kyuu deadpanned, although a smile was twitching at the edge of her mouth.
"Like hell it doesn't!" The teen turned to the nation and bowed her head. "Thank you very much for cooperating."
The Asian let out a slow breath before nodding and muttering, "Could you please leave, now?"
The two nodded, the blonde giving and other apology, before they turned to leave.
They were at the doorway when a thought crossed Kiku's mind. "Wait!" they turned back to him. "Do you watch the anime?" Sephie nodded. "Would you watch it if it was translated into English?"
The teen scrunched her face up and spat, "Hell no." Kiku sighed with relief and let them leave.
Translations:
Lo siento – I'm sorry; Spanish.
No me llames asi – Don't call me that; Spanish.
Yes, I wrote one of those fics where I interact with one of the characters. But this had to be written! Greece on the worst list?! That's just not right!!
