Crazy Cullens
Ch.1 – Carlisle's new occupation
"Hey Alice, Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie get out of that room, Edward, bring Bella as well, Esme, sweetheart, everyone, I need to tell you something." Carlisle said in a normal tone as he arrived home from the hospital. Edward came speeding down the stairs in his room, with Bella slung across his back. Rosalie appeared at the top of the stairs, obviously annoyed, and Emmett was right behind, his shirt off, exposing his enormous muscles, smiling his easy-going grin. Alice came skipping down the stairs holding Jasper's hand as he sweetly followed behind her. Esme was next to Carlisle's side in an instant, planting a kiss on his cheek. "Carlisle, darling, what is it? Esme asked tenderly. "I have decided to …" "Carlisle, you can't be serious! What are you thinking?" Edward interrupted obviously reading his mind. Now Alice foresaw what happened or will happen, she continued Edward's objections. "Carlisle, what impulses you do to this? Why?" "Okay for the rest of us how can't read minds or see the future, can you tell us what you're talking about?!" Rosalie said. "Ahem, I'm going to be a … LUMBERJACK!" "What!" everyone shouted, even though the vampires had no reason to being of excellent hearing. "I heard of one of the doctors saying that his son had said that his son had a wonderful time doing it…and I was hoping for some bonding time with my sons…?" he said trailing off. "Carlisle, not meaning to discourage you or anything, well actually I am, but that's beside the point; we have our "bonding time" as you put it, going out and killing stuff. I don't think we need any more bonding time." Jasper said. "Fine!" Carlisle said, being hurt, "Go enjoy your damn animal hunting "bonding time". I'm going to be a lumberjack! I'm going to have bonding time with myself! I'll go have FUN with myself, just me, myself, and I! I'll show you! You'll be so jealous when I'm having a blast cutting down trees and awesome things like that! You just wait! You'll see! I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!" With that he stormed away to be a lumberjack.
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