Nepeta was sad because she had no one to go on yaoi adventures with. Nepeta cried. Suddenly, Ash Ketchum entered her room.
"I'LL BE YOUR YAOI BUDDY!" Ash yelled. Nepeta swooned. "GO RIM-DIM!" yelled Ash as he sent out his rim-dim.
"Rim-dim" said the rim-dim. Nepeta was aroused, but rim-dim was not. Rim-dim was straight-faced and serious. "Rim-dim" said the rim-dim with a stern expression on his face. All rim-dim wanted was a bag of Doritos. Rim-dim walked off to the nearest gas-station, Ash descended into hell, and Nepeta cried once more.
Fin.
