Summary: Naiyanna Albright and Alex Morgenstern are highschool girls from the U.S. who desperately want to travel to Japan. What happens when their own stupidity leads them to Japan....Just not the Japan they thought of. Konohagakure, Japan to be precise. Two girls. Limited knowledge of a fictional world. No ninja training. Overly perverseness and stupidity is ensured. Just see what happens the girls get to Konoha. Let's hope they don't fuck anything up too bad...
Disclaimer: Ai nor Nardo own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does. We also don't own WalMart, Border's or anything else mentioned. Ai however does own the Who Gives A Shit department of Shut the Fuck Up. You absolutely must see it. It really is a lovely place.
Warning: There is a tendency of swearing in this story. That is why it is rated T. Though it might be moved up. -shrug-
"Naiyanna," Alex whined, her pale hands waving a job application at her. "How much longer do you think it'll be until we've got enough money to go to Japan?" Naiyanna blinked her amber eyes at her own applications.
Naiyanna Albright and Alex Morgenstern. Two 16 year old highschool girls with the same aspiration to travel from their lives in the states to Japan but lack the sufficient funds and means to make it there. Not to mention they're best friends. Though remarkably different in appearance. They both enjoyed very long hair styles. Naiyanna was a relatively average height dark skinned girl with black hair that came to her lower back in a straight cut and amber-colored eyes. Alex on the other hand was a girl of shorter stature with pale skin, pale blond almost white hair that reached just above her butt and light green eyes.
" Well with a salary from Wal-Mart or Payless, I'm thinking lifetimes. Gah. What's a black girl have to do to get some money? Wait. Don't answer that." She buried her face in her arms. "We've been doing this all morning. Let's take a break."
"Lifetimes? This sucks." She flicked a strand of white-blond hair over her shoulder and nodded in agreement, "Yeah, Lets."
" I need to go to Fanfiction anyway. Check if any of my favorited stories were updated." Naiyanna replied, getting out of her hard wooden seat at the kitchen table of her house. She stretched, reaching her arms up toward the ceiling before running her fingers through her black hair. She walked over to the computer on the far side of her kitchen , behind where Alex was sitting and sat in the considerably more comfortable computer chair, drawing her legs up under her. Alex turned around in her chair.
" Nerd," She said innocently, her green eyes looking away. "Geez, just how many do you have?" She stared at the screen over Naiyanna's shoulder and tried to count them all.
" Hey. It's not that many. " Naiyanna argued defensively. " I just like to read alot. Like Naruto fanfiction. Especially Naruto fanfiction." She mumbled the last bit to her self.
"That's the one with the Akatsuki, right? Those are some hot fucking men."
"Yes, Alex. Naruto is the one with the Akatsuki." She said, rolling her eyes. " And ain't that the truth? The Akatsuki is pretty damn fine. Oooh. New Akatsuki fanfic. "
"You did not just roll your eyes at me, I will peck them out." Alex muttered, turning back to the paper in front of her. "Especially the red and blond ones, almost fuckable." She raised an eyebrow suggestively at the paper.
" Yes I did. And if you have a problem with that you can take that up with the Who Gives A Shit department of Shut the Fuck Up. They have a absolutely /lovely/ office." Naiyanna retorted, turning her attention back to the screen. "And they're Deidara and Sasori. Both mine. And damn near fuckable, babe."
"Not really, I worked there for a while. The pay is shit and the co-workers are a bunch of slobs." Alex picked up a pen and began to doodle small red clouds on a stray piece of paper, "Could I pay you for them by the night?"
" They cost more than you can afford. Ugh. I'm done with fanfiction for now." Naiyanna closed out of Fanfiction. net and spun around in the chair to face Alex. She propped her legs on the back of the chair. " What to do now?"
"Damn. Well, at least I have my fantasies." She looked up from the drawing and shrugged. "Get out the hookers, booze, and see if there is anyway we could sneak to Japan on a boat or some shit like they do in movies?"
" The hookers are still recovering from the sexy party last week. Hey, wanna go to the park? Or WalMart? I found my paintball gun."
"Eh? We'll have to get more then. And I'd prefer the park; there are swings."
" The park it is." Naiyanna proclaimed, rising. "Maybe I should put on pants?" She muttered looking down at the short, form fitting cheerleading shorts she was wearing.
"Not unless you want a quick fuck, or boyfriend." Alex winked and leaned back. "'Ey, Baby, you wan' come over t'night?" Naiyanna make a small noise of disgust and flamboyantly flipped her long hair.
" Um, like, you are so not up to my standards." With that she left the kitchen, her hips swinging side to side.
"Come on, Babe, I can make you scream! That fine ass is mine, bitch." She licked her lips and whistled. "Eugh, some men are so disgusting. And over-confident, their package isn't quite so large as they'd like to think most times." She shook her head and added a 'tsk tsk'.
"You're such a freakshow." Naiyanna called down the hallway from her room. She tossed on a pair of black skinny jeans. Slidding back into the kitchen with her socks, she stopped near the doorway. " Good to go?" "I take pride in that, thank you." She stood up and stretched, "I believe so. Shirt? Got it. Pants? I think I'm wearing them."
" I'm hoping you're still wearing pants. You were when you got here. Heaven knows what would have happen to them." Naiyanna slipped on the pair of gray canvas sneakers propped up near the doorway. "Let's bounce."
Alex glanced down, "Too bad, I am." She tugged on her star-covered converse and gave a slight nod, "Onward, to the land of small children and swings?" Naiyanna let out a evil laugh which resulted in spit traveling into her windpipe and her choking on it. After a few moments, she managed to clear her throat.
"Okay...I'm...ready." She panted, leaning on the framework the doorway.
Alex stifled a laugh, "Come, come, we must scare the small children now."
- 2 hours, 4 kids, and a pair of house keys later-
"Ugh, those little bastards threw them in the bushes over there." Naiyanna grumbled, getting down on her knees to search.
"What's that?" Alex asked, stepping closer to something that had caught her attention.
" Hm, whaddya mean?" Naiyanna asked, her mind still focused on finding her house keys the monsters had chucked over there. Alex picked up a scratched metal plate with a strange symbol etched into it.
"How did this get here? This is a park, children play here, who the hell is stupid enough to leave something like this laying around?" Alex turned to Naiyanna and held the object in an outstretched hand. Naiyanna looked up and took the object.
"Holy shit. This is the metal piece of a Naruto headband. There's so many scratches on it but it looks like it's was part of a leaf headband. I wonder where the rest of it is."
"Is that it?" Alex pointed to a object sticking out from under a nearby bush. Her foot caught on an uprooted treeroot, causing her to fall into a dark hole which was previously unnoticed.
"ALEX?!" Naiyanna screamed, scrambling to the hole. She looked down into the hole. "Aleeeeeex?" She called into it. When she didn't get a reply, she leaned further over it. "Aleeeeee-" the rest of her sentence was cut off as her hands loss their grip on the edge of the hole and she surged forward.
Chapter 1 is completoid (yes, I spelled it like that on purpose). I'm so proud. -tear tear- But doesn't it suck that is was left with a cliff hanger? -insert evil sadistic face-
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