When you're life's in devastation,
there's only one explanation:
You're a cancelled animation,
hung up on a lonely wall!

And even though we're just some reruns,
that doesn't mean we can't have fun!
We won't let Nick break our spirits,
as we sing our wacky song!

Many, many years ago,
I was built as a weapon to destroy all.
And because I had some orders to fill,
I grabbed myself some Irkens to kill.

So they threw me in the trash,
Until I was set free at last.
Now screws are in my brain,
and I'm going insane,
but I still know the words to this song:

When your planet is on fire,
and your creator has retired,
just ignore the sadness,
and just eat some waffles with me!

'Cause this show traumatizing,
yet the fans are harmonizing!
So please humans stop your crying,
and just sing along with me!

Disclaimer: The original song, The Gypsy Bard, was created by Sherclop Pones, and is a song from emFriendship Is Witchcraft.
Invader Zim belongs to Jhonen Vasquez.