Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Pimpin' Shake

By: Digimon Emperor X

(I don't own anything)

-Laboratory of Dr. Weird, South Jersey Shore-

Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, BEHOLD!! CARTOONS!!

A poorly drawn version of Tom & Jerry is on the wall

Steve: Uh… That's… okay, Dr. Weird.

Dr. Weird: THEN LET'S SEE YOU TRY!!

(ATHF opening)

-Aqua Teens' House-

Shake is watching Tool Academy

Meatwad: What's this?

Shake: Something called Tool Academy. I have been watching it for 20 minutes and I have not seen them build something once.

Frylock hovers in

Frylock: They aren't going to build anything but a strong relationship.

Shake: What is this; (quack) Intervention all over again?!

Frylock: No, Shake!! These people are taking their boyfriends in and trying to get the respect these women deserve!

Meatwad: Can I go on that? Boxy Brown hasn't been feeling good at all, since last week he broke up with Miss Applied.

Frylock: No, Meatwad. They need to work their differences out on there own.

Boxy Brown: Damn, no respect around here!

-3 Hours Later, Meatwad's Room-

Frylock: So how they doing?

Meatwad: Not too good.

Shake hobbles in and he's dressed like a pimp

Frylock: Dammit Shake; take that off!

Shake: That's A PIMP NAMED MASTER SHAKE to you, Frylock!

Frylock: Okay Shake, what the hell are you doing dressed like a (gunshot) Pimp for?!

Shake: I have decided to get some women to get cash through business and have THEM give me money.

Frylock: That's prostitution, it's illegal.

Shake: No, I'm not doing anything like that!

Frylock: Forcing women to disrespect their bodies for money is called Prostitution, Shake!

Shake: It's called "making quick cash" and I'll be damned if you try to stop me!

Frylock: You aren't—

Shake slams the door

Meatwad: Can I go get laid?

Frylock gives Meatwad an angry look

Meatwad is sitting in a steel chair in the corner

Meatwad: I was just joking Frylock.

-Frylock's Room-

Frylock: TIME OUT MEANS "NO TALKING" MEATWAD!!

*Knock Knock*

Frylock answers the door Police Officers have Shake in cuffs

Frylock: What did he do this time?

Cop: Does he belong to you?

Shake: Yes he does. Now let me goddamn go dammit!

Frylock (smug look): Never seen him before in my life.

Cop: Let's go.

(ATHF Credits

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