Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Pimpin' Shake
By: Digimon Emperor X
(I don't own anything)
-Laboratory of Dr. Weird, South Jersey Shore-
Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, BEHOLD!! CARTOONS!!
A poorly drawn version of Tom & Jerry is on the wall
Steve: Uh… That's… okay, Dr. Weird.
Dr. Weird: THEN LET'S SEE YOU TRY!!
(ATHF opening)
-Aqua Teens' House-
Shake is watching Tool Academy
Meatwad: What's this?
Shake: Something called Tool Academy. I have been watching it for 20 minutes and I have not seen them build something once.
Frylock hovers in
Frylock: They aren't going to build anything but a strong relationship.
Shake: What is this; (quack) Intervention all over again?!
Frylock: No, Shake!! These people are taking their boyfriends in and trying to get the respect these women deserve!
Meatwad: Can I go on that? Boxy Brown hasn't been feeling good at all, since last week he broke up with Miss Applied.
Frylock: No, Meatwad. They need to work their differences out on there own.
Boxy Brown: Damn, no respect around here!
-3 Hours Later, Meatwad's Room-
Frylock: So how they doing?
Meatwad: Not too good.
Shake hobbles in and he's dressed like a pimp
Frylock: Dammit Shake; take that off!
Shake: That's A PIMP NAMED MASTER SHAKE to you, Frylock!
Frylock: Okay Shake, what the hell are you doing dressed like a (gunshot) Pimp for?!
Shake: I have decided to get some women to get cash through business and have THEM give me money.
Frylock: That's prostitution, it's illegal.
Shake: No, I'm not doing anything like that!
Frylock: Forcing women to disrespect their bodies for money is called Prostitution, Shake!
Shake: It's called "making quick cash" and I'll be damned if you try to stop me!
Frylock: You aren't—
Shake slams the door
Meatwad: Can I go get laid?
Frylock gives Meatwad an angry look
Meatwad is sitting in a steel chair in the corner
Meatwad: I was just joking Frylock.
-Frylock's Room-
Frylock: TIME OUT MEANS "NO TALKING" MEATWAD!!
*Knock Knock*
Frylock answers the door Police Officers have Shake in cuffs
Frylock: What did he do this time?
Cop: Does he belong to you?
Shake: Yes he does. Now let me goddamn go dammit!
Frylock (smug look): Never seen him before in my life.
Cop: Let's go.
(ATHF Credits
Dancing is Stupid
Dancing is Stupid
D-d-d-d-d-dancing is Stupid
Dancing is Stupid)
