Star Wars: The Missing Parts

Jar Jar gets whacked

On the way to the sub pens, Jar Jar Binks asked Obi-Wan Kenobi in a squeaky voice, "Can I go pee?" "Sure", Replied Obi-Wan. So Jar jar went to the nearest restroom. While doing his business in a urinal, Jar Jar noticed two Gungans dressed in suits right behind him. "Who are you?" squeaked Jar Jar. "That doesn't matter", answered one of the Gungans, "We are here to punish you for destroying Boss Nass' 'Pleasure Yacht'." At that moment the other Gungan produced a syringe and injected Jar Jar with a LSD-type sedative causing him to go on an acid trip. When Jar jar became conscious, he noticed he is falling through the Courosaunt sky. Screaming his lungs out, Jar Jar wished he didn't have to die this way.

Suddenly Jar Jar woke up. He was relieved that it was just a nightmare. Then he noticed he was chained in a bathtub and the two gungan hitmen had been waiting for him to wake up. Noticing one of the hitmen had a toaster in his hands, Jar Jar screamed again. But it was too late; the hitman plunged the toaster into the tub, electrocuting Jar Jar.

The many dimensions were saved by this heroic act of murder.