Roy Mustang was bored. Not surprising, but he was more bored than usual. He had been signing papers for the past 4 hours, and he had never been so bored in his life. Thankfully, Hawkeye had gone to get something. Unfortunately, that 'something' was more paperwork. Suddenly, a grin appeared on Roy's face. I'll probably die, but at least it'll be funny.' So he set to work on his trap and then resumed his work, watching out for Hawkeye.

When she did appear, she had a giant stack of papers in her hands. She nudged open his door, since he left it ajar. When she did, a bucket of water promptly fell on her head, drenching her and the papers.

Mustang burst out laughing, but stopped when he heard a click. Looking up, he saw a very pissed sniper pointing a gun at him.

"You know what this means, right sir?" she said.

Mustang sighed, "Yes..."

"Give them here."

"Yes ma'am..." Mustang handed her his gloves.

"Now get back to work." everyone snickered. "And you too." she said, looking at the rest of Mustang's team.

"Yes ma'am!" they said in unison.

Meanwhile, Ed was laughing his ass off. "I'm so glad I installed those spy cams in Mustang's office!"

Alphonse, who was sitting next to Ed, said "Miss Riza is scary.."


Sorry if it's a bit short, it's my first fanfic. I'm not much of a writer, but i need 5 stories to be a beta reader