Disclaimer: I do not, and will ever own Kim Possible or Shego. I'm giving that right to Disney he-he-he. Title of the story is lifted from a movie with the same title (Chances Are) that stars Robert Downey Jr. and Cybil Sheppard (did I spell her name right?) but the story's plot is absolutely different.
Summary: Drakken liked Shego and treated her like a family, but sometimes, he hated it when the green skinned woman took out her frustrations on him that most of the time caused him some bodily harm. He's a brilliant doctor, a genius so he could absolutely take care of this problem.
Ron Stoppable loved his friend Kim, but being a heroine sometimes gets way over her head and her 'kimminess' almost always scare him. He was his best friend forever and there's no way he's going to let that inner Kim take over his BFF, he have to do something…
A/N: Don't misinterpret the summary, this story is absolutely KIGO! So yeah I did promise to update my stories but the idea suddenly came and I do not want it to elude me, so please bear with me and may you enjoy reading this new KIGO story of mine. This story ignores STD and Season 4 of the series.
Rating: M
Chances Are
Chapter 1
"You missed!" The red headed heroine said grinning at the green skinned woman who has a hand raised, smoke coming out from the said hand.
Shego instead of becoming irritated smirked, she then retract her outstretched hand and made a pose as if she was blowing on a recently fired gun, "You wish cupcake, it was intentional, I wouldn't want to incapacitate you and spoil my fun now wouldn't it?" she said with glint in her emerald eyes.
Kim didn't take the bait and laughed softly while shaking her head as if she was in disbelief, "You would wouldn't you?" she relaxed her stance, "Come on Shego admit it, you're getting old and you're losing your touch, so what? Can't aim right this time? I think Shegee needs a wittle bit of encouragement!" the red head teased.
That earns the ex-cheerleader a growl from the now temper-losing green skinned thief. Shego ignited both hands and without thought ran forward in a mindless attack which the red headed heroine dodged easily, "Oh come on Shegeeee, poor wittle Kimmie isn't getting in your nerves right?" she taunts as she dodges plasma attack after plasma attack.
There was no retort back from the green skinned female, but instead Shego's action becomes harder and faster.
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On the other side of the lab were Ron and Drakken. The two men were trying to outrun each other earlier but now stood frozen at their places as they watch the two women's blow by blow match.
"I can't believe this…" Ron whispered but the blue man still heard him.
Drakken snorted, "What can't you believe buffoon? That Shego is finally giving Kim Possible the beating she deserved for ruining all my plans?" he said as he looked at the blond young man beside him,
Ron smiled, "Come on dude, I know you don't know much about fighting, but can't you see? Shego is making more attacks than before and yet she hasn't connected yet!"
Drakken returned his focus on his green skinned side kick, "WHAT?!" he screamed and was shocked that the buffoon's observation was right, "Well, I can't fault Shego, that Kim Possible is egging her on!" He scowled, "What's the matter with Possible? It's like as if she was being taken over by…"
…Shego's spirit yeah that looks like it, Ron looked intently at his friend and to his surprise find Kim's taunts at Shego very unusual, oh Lord, Kim's 'kimminess' is out in the open and this is not good! He thought, two things could only come up with what KP is doing, it's either she hurt Shego or Shego get lucky while she loses her concentration and get hurt in return…he sighed, and by the way Shego is lashing on Kim at the moment, I don't think Shego's pulling any punches! The dread hit him like a rock, "Shit!"
The blue skinned man was surprised by the blonde's sudden cursing, "I don't believe I heard you say such thing buffoon, first time!" he said grinning
The monkey master looked at Drakken, "We should stop this fight pronto!"
The genius looked at him in bewilderment, "Why? I think the two were enjoying, plus I still have in me what I came here for."
The blonde sidekick's mind ran miles per seconds as he tried to think of a plan to stop the fight, he smiled and looked at Drakken when he thought of something, "Look Dr. D, if I let you go with what you have in your possession, will you help me stop this fight?"
The blue skinned genius looked at Ron with disbelief at first, but after seeing Ron's contrite face he smiled and nodded his head, "You will really let me go this time?" Ron nodded; "Okay!!!" he took three steps away from Ron
"What are you doing Dr. D?"
"Give me at least 10 more spaces, so it will look like I actually escaped from you buffoon!" he said as he continued to back away from Ron
"O…okay?" He said looking at his quiet pet that was looking out from his pocket, "So?"
"SHEEEEGOOOO! COME ON I GOT WHAT I…"Dr. Drakken's shouting was interrupted when two balls of green fire blazed towards where he was standing, "SHEEEGGGOOOOOO!!!"
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Shego let out a war like cry as she attempted to swipe Kim's head off of her body, "Touché Shegee…" another growl, "I see Shegee doesn't want to be called that!" Another strike that almost hit the red head, "Ooooppppsssss…"
Shego grinned, "Ooooppppssss princess, really…" she started putting more power on her hands and Kim could actually feel the increasing intensity of Shego's power, "let me see if you could out run me this time!"
The green skinned was about to attack and the red head seeing the fierce expression in the green skinned woman's eyes backed away a little, "You know Shegee, it's not nice to play with fire, didn't your mom taught you that?"
Her grin widened, "No Princess, too bad my parents died the day I learned how to use fire," she said and step forward when…
"SHEEEEGOOOO! COME ON I GOT WHAT I…"
The green skinned woman frowned when her concentration was broken by no other than her employer, she turned to face him and let go of the two blazing green ball of fire towards her employer's place. She smirked when she heard him squeaked and screamed her name once again and turned around to once again face her real opponent when a fist hit her face…
"Rule number 1 in fighting Shego; never turn your focus off your opponent!" Kim said grinning. She saw the green skinned woman's body shook in anger, "I think you need to attend some anger management session She…"
Kim's taunt was interrupted when a blur suddenly hit her causing her to stumble away from Shego. Both Shego and Kim were speechless when Kim found out who the blur was that knocked her on the ground,
"RON/BUFFOON!" Both women called out in different kind of tones.
"KP! Drakken is getting away we should come after him!!!" Ron said nervously as she looked at Kim's evil glare directed at him
"SHEGO! I'LL LEAVE YOU HERE IF YOU WON'T COME…" Drakken shouted from above as he was riding his hover pad, ladder dangling from it.
Shego smiled, "You're lucky princess, that idiot got away from your sidekick, you would have seen me beat the crap out of you!" she said before standing up and walking slowly towards the dangling ladder.
Kim returned the smirk, "Yeah, and who's the one bleeding right now?" Kim said teasingly, mirth in her eyes.
"That's one lucky shot princess, 'twill never happen again!" she bowed before Kim and ran towards the ladder, jumped and held on while Drakken let his toy moved out of the lab.
Silence
Ron's jaw was still slacked when Kim's attention returned to him, "And what in the world are you thinking Ron?!" Kim shouted, "And will you please get off of me! We wouldn't want Zita to get jealous again now would we?!"
Ron was pulled from his shock, "Oh, yeah sorry!" he said moving off Kim, "I just thought I need you to stop Drakken from getting away…"
Kim scowled, "Yeah and you need to tackle me down to run after him, and that will work how?"
Ron blushed from embarrassment, "Ah…miscalculation?"
Then the two heard helicopters coming
"Must be GJ," Kim said blowing off strands of hair from her face, "We actually let them go with the merchandise, I don't see this sitting well with Dr. Director." Kim said sighing in defeat
Ron winced, "Sorry?"
The heroine shook her head and waved a hand in front of Ron's face, "Yeah, yeah…"
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(Drakken's usual Lair…)
The blue skinned genius paced to and from inside his laboratory. Merchandise stolen forgotten on top of his table, he stopped pacing and said, "I can't believe Shego lose her temper and made those mistake!" he growled before resuming his back and forth movement, then once again stopped, "And that buffoon actually see through it!" he said in a very angry voice. He started pacing again and while doing that he started chanting, "This should not happen again," over and over before replacing the phrase with, "What to do,"
He stop and smile when an idea hit his head, "I think I know why Shego loses her temper at once…I might be cooping her up in here for so long and that she's not getting laid!" he started laughing like he used to, "Brilliant idea!"
Silence
"So what does Shego wants anyway?" he asked no one but himself before he realized what he had to do, "Better call Shego to help me with the internet…" he stopped and shook his head, "No, I don't think that would be a good idea," he smiled when he finally thought of a solution. He then pressed a red button under his table and 5 minutes later, a henchman came inside
"You called boss?" the henchman asked
Drakken smiled, he was sitting at the chair behind his work table, a computer monitor in front of him, "Yes, what is your name?" he asked
"Larry sir!" The henchman replied
"Good, Barry do you know how to surf the internet?"
The henchman called Larry almost scratched his head after hearing what his employer called him but still replied, "Yes sir."
Drakken nodded his head, "Very good, now Gary tell me, do you know a dating site…"
Larry sighed in defeat, "Yes…"
"That is free?" Drakken added
The Henchman scowled though it wasn't obvious since his face was covered by a red mask, "Yes Dr. Drakken."
"Good, then come here and help me!" he commanded and Larry eagerly approached the blue skinned man and helped pick up dating sites.
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(Early Morning the next day, Stoppable abode.)
"Jeez Ron, it's too early! You're not supposed to be up at 5 a.m. on a Sunday man!" Wade said in his deeper voice. The computer genius had a growth spurt upon entering his 11th year and his talents progressed to greater length.
"I need your help man!" Ron said it was apparent that the blonde young man didn't get much sleep after their latest mission involving Drakken and Shego.
Wade scowled, "Don't tell me you got over excited again and pre-e…"
"WADE! Your only 11 you're not supposed to know that! And no, that's not what I'm asking your help for!" he said before Wade's comment return to him, "The hell, how did you know about my accident?!"
Wade just grinned.
"MAN! You bugged my room!!!"
Wade shook his head no, "You should learn how to turn off your webcam Ron."
That made Ron's face turn from dark red to no color at all, "Oh my…"
Wade laughed, "Don't worry Ron, I erased everything so your secret is safe with me, and no worries, I checked YouTube, veoh, multiply, and the rest and no video of you and Zita making out nor was there proof of your accident!"
Ron sighed in relief, "So can we change topic now Wade please?"
"As you wish," silence, "So why do you contact me?"
"I need help with Kim."
The Afro-American boy's brows rose up, "And what about Kim?"
The blonde shook his head, "Have you seen the footage of the last mission we had?"
"With Shego and Drakken? Yes."
"Didn't you see Kim's sudden change in behavior?"
A loud clicking was heard as Wade started typing away on his computer, "Let me go over the footage once again, hold on a second Ron." He said and he went back to Ron after about 3 minutes of watching the video, "okay, I agree Ron, Kim was different and it seemed like…"
"It seemed like she was being taken over by Shego's spirit!" Ron said and then slumped his shoulders dejectedly
"Yeah something like that…"
"But that's not what it is," Ron said looking at Wade, "I've seen and encountered KP's 'kimminess' first hand Wade, and I think it is taking over, and we don't want that to happen!"
Silence
"Wade?"
"Okay, we don't want Kim's internal Kim to go take over, so how are we supposed to do that and why do you think this is happening?"
"You're the genius! That's why I called you for help!" Ron said while flailing his hands to the air
There was another long silence between the two young men which was broken by Wade, "Okay, I think I got an idea why this is happening."
"Enlighten me please?"
The genius looked perplexed at Ron, "Ah, okay…Look since graduating from high school, have you saw Kim dated? Or just relax?" Ron thought this over and he shook his head no, "Good, that's what I observed too, meaning after graduation, all she did was study and work for GJ,"
"That was Kim's fault! GJ offered her to get her degree with them, but no…The Great Kim Possible wants a degree in Biology in a well known university and still work with GJ in stopping crimes. No one told her to do all of that and forget about her body's need!" Ron said irritated
"Okay I got your point Ron; mine was just an intelligent guess,"
"I think that's what it is. Kim needs to get laid." Ron said interrupting Wade
"You think so?"
Ron scowl, "Yeah, hey when was the last time Kim gotten laid huh?"
"No idea?" Wade said innocently but Ron was not convinced
"Okay, it was on the night of graduation, at the school locker with Bonnie Rockwaller…"
"TMI!!!"
Ron looked at his friend in bewilderment, "You're sounding like Monique Wade and you're creeping me out!"
"Okay! I got an idea!" Wade said and typed on his computer, "I know a lesbian dating site; we could actually register Kim there and try to get Kim a date…"
Ron smiled, "…And get laid! That will absolutely bring Kim out and inner Kim in!"
"Riiiight…"
"Do that Wade while I go to sleep!" he said and before the Afro-American genius could reply, he heard Ron's loud snoring.
"I don't see how Zita could sleep with him when he's making such a noise!" Wade mumbled before turning off his part of the communication.
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(Same day but three hours earlier, Dr. Drakken's lair.)
"Boss can we do this later it's already 2…" Larry said yawning, he had been surfing the net for the last 6 hours
"Tell Jerry, do you still want to be in my payroll?" Dr. Drakken said menacingly
The henchman was called more than a dozen names but none of it was his, he shook his head in defeat, "I do sir…"
"Then we are not going to stop until we see a perfect dating site for…" He stopped ranting when he saw the site that popped out from the screen after Larry accidentally clicked on an icon, "Perfect!"
Larry scowled and this time he shook his head no, "No boss, that's a lesbian dating site…"
Drakken slapped his table hard that caused Larry to fidget. There was silence before the genius made a whining sound, "Awww…that hurts!" Drakken cried out, tears coming from his eyes. The henchman almost face faulted on the table if he wasn't scared of losing his only job.
"Dr. Drakken, I don't think Miss Shego will appreciate dating women…"
"Just register her in there and announced that she is in need of a date!" Drakken
"But Miss Shego will kill us if we use her name in the site…"
Silence
"Oh yeah…" Drakken frown in thought, "Then just put an ad there: Voluptuous, rich and funny woman needed to get laid immediately. Successful conquest shall be rewarded!"
Larry typed everything after registering a fake name but then looked at Drakken, "You really are going to pay?"
Drakken smiled, "Well…no but if it will loosen up Shego so that she won't have to be angry all the time then just write it!" he smiled evilly, "Besides we're evil! We don't have to pay! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Brilliant plan!!!"
Larry just shrugged his shoulder, typed what was asked of him and click the save button.
-End chapter 1-
Next: So what's up between Shego and Kim? Did they really lose it?
