Drunken Piggyback Rides.
First fanfic. Don't kill me!
" I didn't know Genma had a twin! Even Kakashi –sensei has one. Damn, my head hurts!"
"Sakura, stop waving. You're attracting attention."
"PIGGYBACK RIDES WITH SAS- Ufffmp!"
[kick]
"Uggfh Uffmp!"
[glare] [kick]
[lets go]
"Aah. Chicken-ass!"
[glare]
"What did you say?"
"…Nothing."
"Hn."
"Arrogant homo!"
"Can you repeat that Sakura?"
"You are so godly, almighty Uchiha-sama!" [grin]
[smirk]
"Are you gay, Sasuke?"
[glare x100]
"Shut your drunken mouth woman or else I'll drop you."
[silence]
"Ne, Sasuke. Did it hurt when Orochimaru sticked his whatsoever in your butt?"
[smack]
"Hn."
"When Neji and I tried that it somewhat hurt."
"…what?"
[drop]
"Damn, Uchiha. That hurt!"
"What did you do with the Hyuuga?"
"Nothing much. Sake, mission files and more sake! Heh!"
"…"
"Jealous, darling?"
"Hn."
"Speaking of sake, I want more sake! Dammit…"
"Where are your keys?"
"Guess~"
"Stop playing games with me, Sakura. I need your keys."
"You're such a killjoy Uchiha."
[punch] [whack]
"Stop hitting me woman! Give me your keys so I could go home!"
"…"
"..Keys?"
"…"
"Dammit, woman!"
BLEURGHH UGH!
Shit
And she's out!
