Drunken Piggyback Rides.

First fanfic. Don't kill me!

" I didn't know Genma had a twin! Even Kakashi –sensei has one. Damn, my head hurts!"

"Sakura, stop waving. You're attracting attention."

"PIGGYBACK RIDES WITH SAS- Ufffmp!"

[kick]

"Uggfh Uffmp!"

[glare] [kick]

[lets go]

"Aah. Chicken-ass!"

[glare]

"What did you say?"

"…Nothing."

"Hn."

"Arrogant homo!"

"Can you repeat that Sakura?"

"You are so godly, almighty Uchiha-sama!" [grin]

[smirk]

"Are you gay, Sasuke?"

[glare x100]

"Shut your drunken mouth woman or else I'll drop you."

[silence]

"Ne, Sasuke. Did it hurt when Orochimaru sticked his whatsoever in your butt?"

[smack]

"Hn."

"When Neji and I tried that it somewhat hurt."

"…what?"

[drop]

"Damn, Uchiha. That hurt!"

"What did you do with the Hyuuga?"

"Nothing much. Sake, mission files and more sake! Heh!"

"…"

"Jealous, darling?"

"Hn."

"Speaking of sake, I want more sake! Dammit…"

"Where are your keys?"

"Guess~"

"Stop playing games with me, Sakura. I need your keys."

"You're such a killjoy Uchiha."

[punch] [whack]

"Stop hitting me woman! Give me your keys so I could go home!"

"…"

"..Keys?"

"…"

"Dammit, woman!"

BLEURGHH UGH!

Shit

And she's out!