Title: A Girl's Complete Guide to Dating Insane Basketball Players
Summary: Dating insane (albeit hot) basketball players can be a dangerous thing. But girls, fear not! (Don't worry, this can be also applied to boys.) With this dating guide, you are guaranteed to acquire the boy of your dreams. Priced at $100,000 per book. Information is provided by brave volunteer test subjects.
A/N: For every fangirl of this fandom. And for the occasional fanboy.
Basketball Player#1: Kuroko Tetsuya
Dating Kuroko Tetsuya is like...
...dating a magician. Seriously. I mean, who else can disappear and appear into thin air like that?
Dating Tips:
Dress modestly on a date. Guys will attempt to hit on you on your date. And they will not notice your boyfriend burning with jealousy beside you. So, to keep the relationship up, do not give guys a reason to molest you.
Just because you can see him doesn't mean other people can. When on a date, you will look like a virgin mumbling to herself. Do not mind the snide comments.
Remember to take some basketball lessons. Your boyfriend may not be a very accomplished basketball player, but he still appreciates those who does their best in the sport. This will increase your appeal.
Factbook
Name: Kuroko Tetsuya
Age: 16
School: Seirin
Motto: 'I am a supporting actor, a shadow. But a shadow will become darker if the light is stronger and it will make the white of the light stand stand out. As the shadow of the main character, I will make you, the light, the number one in Japan.' (Warning: Do not attempt this on a date. This does not apply to romantic relationships.)
People to watch out for on a date:
Kagami Taiga - he may try to stalk you (Do not attack him, though; Kuroko may be upset if you do)
Momoi Satsuki - she may try to destroy your date (This is highly possible)
Aomine Daiki - he may attempt to molest you if you dress too revealingly (Kuroko will not be able to save you in this case.)
Kise Ryota - he himself is not the threat; watch out for his stampede of fans, it may accidentally kill you
Kazunari Takao - Warning: the Hawk Eye; may see something you do not want to be seen
Preview: Dating Murasakibara Atsushi is like...
A/N: Review. Requests for certain characters are also welcome.
