Chapter 1
Not Wanted, Going to Die Anyway
"Do you think she'll wake up soon?"
"I sure hope so or they'll have to pull her onto the chopping block asleep!"
"Are you sure she's even asleep? I mean her head hit five snowberry bushes so far and that hasn't done a thing to even stir her!"
Stupid bickering Nords!
"What do you think elf? She seems to be of your race..."
"I don't care if she's asleep or not AND DON'T CALL ME ELF! I HAVE A NAME!"
"That's just it with you thieves, only caring about yourself and nobody else!"
Oh this is so annoying! Why can't they just be quiet already?
"AHEM!"
suddenly every one in the cart was looking at my fiery red eyes with awe, a thing I'm quite used to.
"Can't a girl get her beauty sleep?"
"Trust me you don't need it elf!" Said a Nord in rags in front of me.
"HOW OUTRAGEOUS I, I AM NOT AN ELF!"
"But you-"
"Don't worry about him. Im Ralof by the way." another Nord said as he tried (and failed) to kiss my hand from across the cart all the while a Bosmer was stifling a giggle.
"Ah this is Helgen I used to be sweet on a girl from here! I wonder if Vilod is still making that juniper berry mead?
Hpmh the Thalmor dammed elf's! I bet they had something to do with this!"
"I agree! Wait what did they do?" I asked him confused.
"You'll find out in a minute." Ralof said when we stopped in front of a large building.
"ULFRIC STORMCLOACK OF WINDHELM!" yells a familiar voice.
"RALOF OF RIVERWOOD!"
"I guess this is where I leave you. ITS BEEN AN HONOR, JARL ULFRIC!"
"LOKIR OF RORICKSTEAD!"
"NO,I CAN'T! YOU WONT TAKE ME ALIVE!"
"That can be arranged, ARCHERS!" and then there were four. I simply had to look away.
"Wait! Step forward, who are you two?"
"Cindon Evergreen. Its a pleasure." He said sarcastically.
"And you?"
"Hadvar?" I said turning my head slightly.
"By the eight! Ekapi? Is that really you! Ru-"
"HADVAR SHE GOES TO THE BLOCK! And didn't I tell you to not call me by my name?
"Ahzidaldinok!"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!"
"Oh that? That was dragon for beauty, intelligence and wisdom of course!"
"Um oh! Well then... Follow me please?"
Hehe if only she knew dragon!
I looked around as general tullius...GENERAL TULLIUS!
"UM! GENERAL TULLIUS! HELLOOOOOOOOOO! UNCLE TULLIUS!"
The man turned around looking angry that I just ruined his speech... Then happy... Then sad?
"LEGATE RUNA PLEASE GET THAT KHAJIIT OUT OF LINE IMMINENTLY!"
"What Khajiit?"
"WHY THIS ONE OF COURSE!"He said grabbing my arm protectively
"But general that's an-"
"Khajiit Runa, Khajiit."
"UNCLE TULLIUS!"I shouted as I hugged him.
"Uncle?"The Nord said as if she didn't hear me the first time... Or didn't believe me.
"Yes Legate, this is Ekapi she is daughter of one of the most richest family's in Cyrodiil and I myself watched her grow up until I left for Skyrim a few years ago. Why she's practically a princess! The only thing she's missing is being part of the royal family!"
Suddenly every prisoner was staring at me in both awe and anger as I cower behind the General. But I was saved from there staring eyes as a dragon came swooping down and ... WAIT DRAGON! I looked around and sure enough everyone was looking at it with fear but not me no instead of run I did but one thing...
Waved and yelled Drem Yol Lokof course!
A/N For people who want to they can look up what some of these dragon words mean but its much more fun to assume what they mean!
P.S. At the end she didn't shout since she's not the Dragonborn and doesn't know how to shout so Drem Yol Lok means "Greetings" (literally: Peace Fire Sky)!
If there are any spelling mistakes please tell me in the comments thank you!
