Moneybags United

Moneybags united lose yet another game in their 10/11 season against oldham athletic.

Their manager Neymar the fifth is getting interviewed after the game.

Interviewer:So,how do you feel after losing your 17th game of the Npower Championship season?

Neymar:I'm furious with my team and I just got a message off Prince Bin Spendin sayin' to meet him at our training ground.

Interviewer:Ok so what do you think Prince Bin Spendin want`s you for?

Neymar:I DON`T KNOW GO AWAY YOU CREEPY INTERVIEWER! SECURITY!

About an hour later.

Prince Bin Spendin:Now Neymar the fifth we need someone who is great in the air.

Neymar:But who is great in the air?

Prince Bin Spendin:Let me see what I can do.

Moneybags United draw against Southampton the next week and get their first point. Neymar the fifth meets with the prince afterwards.

Neymar:So did you sign anybody who`s great in the air?

Prince Bin Spendin:.Say hello to our new signing who`s great in the air Amelia Earhart!.

Neymar:Where is she?

Prince Bin Spendin:There she is over there.

He points at a skeleton on the ground.

Neymar: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THE BODY?

Prince Bin Spendin:I found it in Albania...

Then Neymar the Fifth facepalmed and left.

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