When I first started this story, I really wanted to punish the fake chosens but after writing this story, I kind of felt some sympathy for them. If you hate the fake chosens as much as I do, THEN PLEASE ENJOY THE STORY.
MM: Ugh, I HATE THOSE FAKES (Randomly kicks at objects)
Zelos: Don't get so mad.
MM: don't you feel mad at them?
Zelos: I never met them
MM: Oh yeah, I forgot… (Makes a gloomy face)
Zelos: Don't get so sad
MM: Thank you… (sob sob)
Zelos: That's It! This is taking too long. I'm saying my disclaimer and leaving. He does NOT and I do mean NOT own Tales of Symphonia. It belongs to Namco.
Why You Shouldn't Pretend to be The Chosens
Lloyd and the others were enjoying their time at the Altamira beach after the world regeneration. Genis, who couldn't forget about the horror that he felt when he first met the fake chosens, decided to throw a question about them to Lloyd.
Hey, Lloyd, do you remember the fake chosens?"
-FLASHBACK-
"Those fake chosens are really getting on my nerves," shouted Lloyd in his 'usual' annoyed voice.
"But who were each of them dressing up as?" Colette asked.
"Let me see, the one with the short blue hair mush have been Colette,"
"Then the one that was wearing a wizard hat must have been Raine." Colette said cheerfully.
"Do I really look THAT weird?"
"Then who is the one that looks like a gorilla?" questioned Genis as everyone eyed him.
"I know, it must be Genis,"
"Noooo way, I think it is Kratos," Genis tried to refuse.
(Later in the game at the Asgard ruin, the gorilla-like fake chosen is labeled "Fake Genis")
"Well, we all think it is you so it is you," Lloyd fired back.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SOOOO DISCRIMINATING! WHY?" Genis shouted as he tried to forget about the face of the 'gorilla-Genis'.
-END OF FLASHBACK-
"Yeah, what about them?" Lloyd asked.
"…"
"Genis, you there? GENIS!"
"AHHH! Yeah? What did you say?"
"What were you thinking?"
"The last encounter with those fakes brought back horrible memories," Genis stated as he shivered.
"I heard that they are still going around the cities asking for money," Raine overheard as she was reading a thick book about the ancient wars.
"Really? Then why don't we go and teach them a lesson since we have nothing fun to do?"
"So what are you planning to do it?" Colette asked in her usual puzzled voice.
"Just watch me."
Lloyd and the others wondered around Luin hoping to crash into the fake chosens. After camping there for 3 days, they decided to visit Asgard but they weren't there either.
After camping in Asgard for couple of days, they gave up and headed for Hima for a little break and found the fake chosens doing their usual 'work'.
Lloyd walked up to them and asked, "Aren't you fed up acting like us?"
"Who are you to ask us that?" the fake chosen who seemed to be imitating Raine asked.
"And why are you copying us you good for nothing Fakes," Shouted fake Colette.
"Who are you calling fakes?" Shouted Lloyd.
"Get lost and stop pretending to be us, we are the real chosens you know it," The fakes said as if it was such an obvious thing.
"When will you guys ever learn?" Lloyd sighed.
"Firstly, the chosen has a crucius crystal on her neck and secondly, the REAL chosen's group is made of 9 members"
"Yeah right liar, get lost. You fakes are criticizing the chosen." They said obnoxiously at them.
"The world regeneration is already complete. Don't tell me you guys are THAT stupid." Zelos told them.
"And I think it is time to teach you guys a lesson." Raine said as she stared at them
"Uh oh, let me tell you guys something. Her punishment is paaaaainful," Genis added.
"Oh, like we are so scared." They said which surely proved that they didn't know how painful it actually is
Everybody in Lloyd's party moved 20 feet backwards and looked at the fakes with very sympathizing faces.
"I can't look," Genis and Zelos said in unison.
"Brace yourselves!" Lloyd shouted as he hid behind Zelos' shield.
"RAY!" Raine shouted at the fake chosens. The fake chosesn looked up and saw what was coming.
"Run" the fakes shouted as they ran toward the exit of Hima until Lloyd stopped them by reaching the exit first.
"You guys are trying to finish us off so you can act just like us," they commented still struggling to hide their true identity.
Colette wanted to say something to them and walked up to Lloyd until she tripped over and her wings popped out.
"UH OH…. I think they ARE the real chosens," one of the fakes said as he shivered.
" Now then, since you found that out, I'll take care of you by myself." Lloyd said directly at the fake's party.
"Lloyd, we wanna take them down as much as you do," Genis told him.
"Fine then. Presea, why don't you go first? You can do whatever you want with them but don't kill them so we can have some fun too."
"Understood," Presea said in here usual monotone voice and took out her Pow Hammer DX.
"You are going to hurt us with that? You've gotta be joking," shouted fake Colette chosens as she laughed her head off.
"Presea, I think you should change your weapon to Gaia Cleaver"
"Understood," Presea answered and she took out a giant Ax with a very sharp end.
"RUN AWAY, AHHHH!" the fake chosens began to ignore Lloyd's existance and tried to make a break for the exit.
"YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE," Genis shouted as he casted ice tornado on them to stop them from escaping.
Sheena, Regal and Zelos had no idea why they were beating up innocent children (As it seemed). They decided to sit back and watch what will happen to those poor children.
"Why are you beating them up like that?" asked Sheena, totally puzzled..
"These are the people who acted like us and tried to get money off people. THEY ARE FRADUS." Genis told her.
"In that case, I'll help too." She said as she took out one of her spell cards.
"I summon thee, VOLT." Sheena shouted in here usual summoning tone.
A round purple ball came out from nowhere and started to pour lightning attacks at the fake chosens.
"RUUUUNNNNNN," they shouted. Fake Rain tried to stop volt by casting spread on him but soon found out that that was a really REALLLLY bad idea.
After a big 'BOOM', the explosion created a HUGE fire pillar. Suddenly, Efreet came out of nowhere and decided to touch the fire.
"HEEEELP MY HANDS ARE BURNING! IT IS TOO HOT!" Efreet shouted as he looked for a nearby pool as he vanished.
The fake chosens managed to break free from them and ran out of the village.
As they were passing Luin, three young travelers, two girls and a boy, spotted them.
"Look who's there," shouted Meredy.
"Aren't they the ones who used to dress up just like us and strip money off people?" asked Garr.
"We should go teach them a lesson," said Farah and decided to give them a chase.
The fake chosens ran all the way to the Hakonesia peak and found Meredy, Garr and Farah standing at the other end."
"Going somewhere?" Farah said in her mischievous voice.
The fake chosens decided to run back until Lloyd and his friend caught up to them.
"You guys have done quite enough," Raine shouted.
"Who are they?" asked Lloyd, pointing at the three travelers.
"Don't you remember? We met them at the Coliseum," Answered Genis.
"Oh yeah, but why are they after them?" Colette asked Raine.
"I have no idea but I think we are about to find out very soon," she answered, as she sighed.
"Well, let's go help them. I really hate to miss all the fun," Lloyd said.
After an hour of punching and beating (and not to mention using up all the orange gels) they decided to hand them over to the Meltokio Coliseum jail.
After that, Lloyd and his group bought some coliseum tickets to watch the show and also bought Farah's group a ticket each.
The day ended as they saw the fake chosens suffer and cry in pain.
Kratos was also enjoying this as he was looking down at the symphonia from Derris Kharlan using his magi-technology telescope, eating some popcorn and laughing his head off.
"I think they should have learnt the lesson by now," Colette said showing sympathy towards them.
"Right," They all agreed as they feasted on their refreashments. They all jumped down to the coliseum and got them out.
"We don't want to see you mimicking us ever again. UNDERSTAND?" Farah shouted.
The fake chosens said nothing.
"We'll take that as a yes. We don't want you guys acting like us ok? Now get lost!" Lloyd shouted, very pissed off.
The chosens quickly ran out of Meltokio and were all relieved.
"I'm glad that's over." Fake Raine said.
"Who do they think they are to stop this 'easy-way-to-earn-money' trick?
They said as they hummed across the world map.
Then, four Tales of Phantasia spotted them.
"AREN'T THEY THE ONES WHO USED TO DRESS UP LIKE US AND MADE US SUFFER UNTIL WE WERE ABLE TO PROOVE IT?"
"GET THEM,"Chester shouted. (You won't know who he is unless you played TOP.)
"I'll take that back. UGH, Me and my big fat mouth. MARTEL PLEASE SAVE US." Fake Colette shouted as they made another dash across the cities.
MORAL: DON'T IMMITATE PEOPLE OR TRICK THEM ()
