Theme Song:
It's the Butthead show
From outer space
With R2D2 playing the base
Butthead:Welcome to the butthead show! Our guests tonight are Awesome Truth,The Rock,Triple H and John Larinitius. But first we've got music from those guys The Miz and R-Truth!
Miz: Reeeeeeeeeemiiiiiiiiiiiiiix
R-Truth:I dun had enough, conspiracies made me change it up
U suck! (u suck)
U suck! (u suck)
U suck! (u suck)
U suck! (u suck)
The good R-Truth is gone, the bad R-Truth bad to the bone
U suck! (u suck)
U suck! (u suck)
U suck! (u suck)
U suck! (u suck)
U wanna know what's up? Here's the deal
Truth be told, bout to keep it real
First of all, BLAOW, in ya mouth
I don't like none of ya'll, how ya like me now
The Suntan Superman in the place
If u don't like it, I can fix yo face
I dun had it up to here with ya'll
Happy go lucky, Little Jimmy and all
He The Miz, I'm The Truth
We're The Awesome Truth
This is how we feel about all of u
U suck! (u suck)
U suck! (u suck)
U suck! (u suck)
U suck! (u suck)
The good R-Truth is gone, the bad R-Truth bad to the bone
U suck! (u suck)
U suck! (u suck)
U suck! (u suck)
U suck! (u suck)
Butthead:Now it is question time! So Truth... why don't you wanna rap anymore?
R-Truth: I ain't dancin' for no lil' Jimmy no more.
Butthead:Mizzy ba-
The Miz: You cannot call me that! Only my mom can call me that!
R-Truth: And you've got one sexy mamma!
The Miz: Well duh! With a body like this...(He runs a hand down his body) The mom must be one hot babe!
R-Truth: Plus theres the fact... dat everyone in this arena has slept with her.
The Miz punches Truth who responds with a kick to the nuts. The two end up in an all out brawl.
Butthead: We'll be right back with our next guest The Rock!
A stage hand runs on and gives him a note.
Butthead: Via... satellite...
The last thing seen is Miz hitting R-Truth in the face.
Miz(yelling): Say my mom is a saint! A saint!
(Commercial)
If Youuuuuuuu smeeeeeeeeelll what the Rock is cookin'!
Butthead:Please welcome The Rock! Wassup Rocky?
The Rock: The Rock will tell you wassup jabaroni! The Rock is on his way to Madison Square Garden to kick some candyass' alongside - for one night only - John Cena! You got that... what's your name a ain?
Butthead: My name is-
The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU'RE NAME IS! The only thing that matters is that The Rock will be back in a WWE ring to kick some candyass again... IF YOUUUUUUUUUU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what The Rock is cookin'!
His music hits again and the video screen cuts to black.
Butthead:Next up is WWE Rap battles... first up Triple H
Rap music hits and Triple H walks out
Triple H:My name is Triple H
I am the game!
Beatin' people up
is my claim to fame
Original degenarate
13 time champ
Ex-C.O.O
Beatin' people right back up that ramp!
(End Song)
He pulls out a DX cap, turns it sideways
Triple H:Word!
The crowd go wild chanting 'Triple H! Triple H!'
Butthead:Next up we've got John Larinitius!
John comes out.
Larinitius: Raw General Manager
John Larinitius
Butthead: Got hit by Triple H
and your rap is shite-us!
Anyway,Trips wins and that's all the time we've got! Tune in next time on The Butthead Show.
The Miz and R-Truth brawl from the back til' Miz hits the Skull Crushing Finale and grabs the mic.
The Miz: This just goes to show that I am the Shawn Michaels of this group 'cause IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M The Miz and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M AAAAAAAWESOME!
(End Show)
A/N: Another gr8 show brought to you buy the Nutsy Publisher Thingy :)
