Title: You Know When Your Dad's Obsessed with Yowamushi Pedal

Summary: 20 things to know if your DAD is obsessed with YowaPedal. Nuff' said. (Real cases.)

A/N: For my crazy dad who just burnt his finger on the stove. 99% of this fic is real.


You Know When Your Dad's Obsessed with Yowamushi Pedal


1. When you two are cycling uphill, your dad abruptly starts singing 'Hime Hime' really loudly, embarrassing everyone within a one mile radius.

2. When you're going too slowly, he tells you to shift up two gears simultaneously, like Naruko.

3. When your dad comments how all really fast cyclists in the anime stick out their tongues (and tells you to do the same).

4. When he points at the bikes in the anime gleefully and tells you the characteristics and history of that brand.

5. When he names his (non-existent) abs Andy and Frank.

6. When he insists that purchasing the same brand of road bike as Fukutomi (Bianchi, which, by the way, is really expensive) will increase your speed.

7. When he really goes nuts and spends a fortune on matching Sohoku jerseys for the whole family.

8. When you get your jerseys, he names you the ace assistant and him the ace.

9. When you find your dad in the bathroom trying to glue two moles on his face, attempting to imitate Makishima.

10. When he passes you in the mountains, he claims himself as the Peak Spider.

11. When you get pissed off and pass him in return, he yells that he is the 'Man Who Will Never Give Up'.

12. When you challenge him to a sprint after the mountains, he strikes a ridiculous 'bakyun' pose.

13. When he beats you again in the sprint, he calls you a 'small fry'.

14. When you joke and tell him to give you a push in the back, he really does it, nearly hauling you off your bike.

15. When he dresses almost as ridiculously as Makishima.

16. When you laugh at him, he frowns and retaliates by saying you're 'less than a three' in terms of looks.

17. When you get upset, he tries to comfort you and says you have 'nice eyes'.

18. When your mom gets pregnant, your dad tries to name the baby 'Sakamichi'. (And your mom is like: 'Hahahahahahaha. NO.')

19. When your dad tries to recruit members into his 'bicycle racing club'.

20. When he fails, he tries to get you to start a 'bicycle racing club' in your school.


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