A Wish Gone Wrong
I don't own DBZ. This is just something that popped into my head when I saw Broly's ending in Shin Budokai (PSP). Complete and utter parody.
Broly stood before the Dragon triumphantly. He had done it. He had defeated all in his way, and now the Dragon Balls were his. His wish was about to be granted.
"I will grant you one wish. Quickly, state what it is so that I may go. I have plans, and have to tape something for Porunga."
Broly raised an eyebrow but didn't reply right away.
"Well? What is your wish?"
"KAKAROOOOT! KAKAROT!"
"You want Kakarot? A simple matter."
Shenron's eyes flashed.
"Your wish has been granted. Farewell."
He disappeared in a flash of light and billows of smoke. What seemed to be a pre-recorded message began to play.
"Thank you for choosing the Dragon Balls for your wish-granting needs. We know you have many options for wish-granting, and appreciate your business. Use not valid in HFIL, Otherworld, or anywhere except Earth or Namek. If you need customer assistance or technical support, just remember, you're inconveniencing the Eternal Dragon. You do not want to inconvenience the Dragon. Fear the Dragon's almighty wrath."
Broly blinked.
'Oooookaaaaayyy… And they say I'M crazy.'
"Okay, that has never happened before."
Broly ascended to Legendary Super Saiyan state and bellowed Goku's birth name…
Only to be sucker-punched in the face and knocked on his keister.
Broly glared as Goku's face was revealed by the swiftly-dissipating smoke…
Which then revealed that Goku was, in fact, starkers. Broly's eyes turned into the "wide-as-dinner plates, pure-white, shocked anime eyes" and he went white as a ghost.
"Geez, couldn't you have picked a better time for a rematch?" Goku grumbled. "Chichi and I were…in the middle of something."
An angry shout of "GOKU!!!!" echoed across the landscape.
Kami's Lookout
"Was that Chichi?"
"Don't get involved, Dende. We didn't hear a thing."
Broly quickly stood up.
"Kakarot, um, uh…come find me…when you're dressed…um, sorry, I…Ihavetogo."
He shot away like a rocket.
"Hm. He had the same reaction Vegeta did, that one time…"
Capsule Corp
"Um, dad…?"
"Yes, Trunks?"
"Why is Broly cowering under the kitchen table in the fetal position, rocking back and forth while sucking his thumb?"
"Trust me, son; there are mental images best left unimagined. Gaaah! I just…the images…Kakarot naked…! MOVE OVER, BROLY!"
Trunks shook his head and walked out of the kitchen.
"Mom, are you sure we shouldn't be medicating Dad?"
