Howard and Vince's version of 'The 12 days of Christmas'
Note: The 5 gold rings bit needs to come on the fourth day and also the twelfth day (version 1) or else it won't work...

DISCLAMER: I don't own the boosh nor do I own the 12 days of Christmas, only this version!

AN: I know it's not Christmas anymore really but I haven't had any internet for a while... :(


#On the first day of Christmas Old greg gave to me

The funk in a creepy old box

#On the second day of Christmas Bob Fossil gave to me
Two electro Goth girls
And the funk in a creepy old box

#On the third day of Christmas Nanatoo gave to me
Three lethal knitting needles
Two electro Goth girls
And the funk in a creepy old box

#On the fourth day of Christmas Lance Dior gave to me
(A) four way Crimp
Three lethal knitting needles
Two electro Goth girls
And the funk in a creepy old box

#On the fifth day of Christmas Tony Harrison gave to me
Five reviling outfits
(A) Four way crimp
Three lethal knitting needles
Two electro Goth girls
And the funk in a creepy old box

#On the sixth day of Christmas The Hitcher gave to me
Six close encounters
Five reviling outfits
(A) Four way crimp
Three lethal knitting needles
Two electro Goth girls
And the funk in a creepy old box

#On the seventh day of Christmas Dixon Bainbridge gave to me
Seven cappuccino stains
Six close encounters
Five reviling outfits
(A) Four way crimp
Three lethal knitting needles
Two electro Goth girls
And the funk in a creepy old box

#On the eighth day of Christmas Spider Dion gave to me
Eight new sounds
Seven cappuccino stains
Six close encounters
Five reviling outfits
(A) Four way crimp
Three lethal knitting needles
Two electro Goth girls
And the funk in a creepy old box

#On the ninth day of Christmas Naboo and Bollo gave to me
Nine magic carpets
Eight new sounds
Seven cappuccino stains
Six close encounters
Five reviling outfits
(A) Four way crimp
Three lethal knitting needles
Two electro Goth girls
And the funk in a creepy old box

#On the tenth day of Christmas Howard moon gave to me
Ten elusive Jazz records
Nine magic Carpets
Eight new sounds
Seven cappuccino stains
Six close encounters
Five reviling outfits
(A) Four way crimp
Three lethal knitting needles
Two electro Goth girls
And the funk in a creepy old box

#On the eleventh day of Christmas Vince Noir gave to me
Eleven different Hair styles
Ten elusive Jazz records
Nine magic Carpets
Eight new sounds
Seven cappuccino stains
Six close encounters
Five reviling outfits
(A) Four way crimp
Three lethal knitting needles
Two electro Goth girls
And the funk in a creepy old box

#On the twelfth day of Christmas the Zooniverse gave to me*
A very merry Christmas
Eleven different Hairstyles
Ten elusive Jazz records
Nine magic Carpets
Eight new sounds
Seven cappuccino stains
Six close encounters
Five reviling outfits
(A) Four way crimp
Three lethal knitting needles
Two electro Goth girls
And the funk in a creepy old box

Phew, that took some doing!:)

* Alternative twelfth verse:
On the twelfth day of Christmas Fanfiction gave to me
Twelve obsessive fan girls
Eleven different Hairstyles
Ten elusive Jazz records
Nine magic Carpets
Eight new sounds
Seven cappuccino stains
Six close encounters
Five reviling outfits
(A) Four way crimp
Three lethal knitting needles
Two electro Goth girls
And the funk in a creepy old box

Reviews are muchly appreciated! :) x