HUH!

Jennifer stood outside Rodney's doorway. She had been standing there for some little time now. She had better decide quickly before somebody saw her and jumped to all the right conclusions. She sighed, ran her hands over her skirt to smooth out any wrinkles and then waved her hand in front of the door chime. This had so better be worth it.

The door opened and she was pulled quickly into the room. Rodney poked his head out into the corridor, looking left and right.

"Did anyone see you?" he asked. "Because we can't be too careful … gossip travels fast."

"No Rodney. I'm sure no-one saw me."

"Did you… did you get it?"

She gripped her bag tightly. "Yes, I got it. But I think this is a terrible idea. I really don't know why I let you talk me into this."

"But you did bring it?"

"Yes."

"Good. Look, I know that you didn't want to. But we have some unfinished business. Remember."

"OK. But I don't have to remind you that this could lose me my job."

With that, she fished inside her bag and handed Rodney the packet of Viagra. He smiled and took the packet. "You go and get yourself a drink, while I slip into something more comfortable."

He waggled his eyebrows suggestively.

She laughed. "Something more comfortable?"

He gestured towards his uniform. "Gotta get this lot off. You did promise that we could have some fun after we sorted out my…errr…. problem."

"I suppose I did." She smiled.

"I really thought that it would put you off when you found that I couldn't… when I told you…"

"Honestly Rodney, just go & take the pills."

He smiled happily. "I thought you would go right off me when you found out I was a big baby"

"It's nothing to be embarrassed about. Lots of men of your age have problems."

He walking away into the other room and Jennifer looked around. She spotted a mini fridge and went to have a look inside. There was a bottle of wine nestled amongst bottles of milk. Funny. Rodney didn't seem the type to drink lots of milk. She thought of him more as a coffee man. She found herself a glass and poured herself a large glass of Sauvignon Blanc.

Next door she could hear Rodney humming under his breath and opening and shutting drawers.

She wandered to the window and looked out. What could be keeping him so long?

There was a cough behind her. She turned and nearly dropped her wine glass in shock.

Rodney was standing in the doorway. He was nearly naked apart from the large man sized diaper he was wearing. He had also donned a frilly bonnet and had hung a pacifier on a cord around his neck. She would have laughed out loud but for the large erection she could see tenting out the giraffe printed on the diaper.

"Jenny?" said Rodney in a baby voice. "Roddy want you."

She looked him in complete horror. She had heard of such fetishes before. But never in her wildest dreams did she think Rodney McKay would be one to practice them. She would be damned if she was going to go anywhere near him. She needed a man. She grabbed her bag and fled to the door.

"Sorry Rodney. I just thought of a prior engagement."

He stood and looked at her; his mouth making a comical O shape.

"Don't worry. I won't tell a soul." she gabbled. "In fact I'll even pretend we are still dating for a short time. But I'm not into this sort of thing at all." She waved her hand towards him.

He took off the bonnet and smiled.

"Never mind. I'll just have to wait until my usual play fellow gets back."

"There are more of you?!!"

"Oh yes." he said. "Carson pretends to be the most adorable baby girl."

But Jennifer had already gone….

THE END