I am co- writing this with fellow HP fanatics Nat and Nic. Enjoy!


Harry felt a cool chill run through him. He felt for his wand in his back pocket but realized he had left it at the Dursley's.

"Oh Shit," Harry thought

"Who cares about them crappy old death- eaters anyway?" said Harry to himself.

"I'll just kill this particularly ugly blonde one here…" he said, pointing his pencil which he pretended was a wand at Lucius Malfoy.

"Avada Ked-…"

"Hey!" said Voldy. "That's my favourite death eater your about to kill with that potentially lethal HB pencil.

"Hello Potter," sneered Lucius Malfoy.

His gaze turned to Remus.

"Werewolf," he spat.

"Yes Lucius, I am a werewolf, as you all undoubtedly know, and unfortunately for you, tonight is a Full moon, and I didn't take my Wolfsbane Potion…" replied Remus with a smirk.

And with that, he suddenly began to transform into a ferocious werewolf. Harry quickly put his pencil back in his pocket for its own safety. Remus' long sharp teeth glinted in the moonlight. He plunged towards Malfoy.

His teeth dug into Lucius's very white leg. Malfoy's face suddenly turned into one of pure terror and with a sudden gasp of "Fuck" he passed out.

Voldemort frowned and then remembered that he never has feelings, apart from anger and… uh… ANGER! So with an exasperated breath he laughed boredly. (Word or not a word)

"Wormtail, kill the werewolf for me…"

"But Master! I can't kill that I don't have…"

"Your HAND! Your bloody silver hand you retarded imbecile!" Voldemort screamed.

Wormatil whimpered pathetically and then reluctantly ran towards Remus grabbing him with his silver hand.

Remus turned into his human form screaming.

"You… bastard!" he said with his life breath of life, his eyes closed and his arm flopped. Harry screamed and with one swoop of his pencil he gave Wormatil a pencil- cut.

Harry needed a wand more than anything in the world. He pointed his finger helplessly and said "Accio wand'

A wand miraculously appeared out of nowhere and began speeding towards him.

"Crucio," Harry shouted angrily. Wormtail writhed and squealed on the ground.

This time Malfoy Junior appeared around the corner peeking to see whether his father was finished dueling yet. He walked very deliberately towards Lucius and all of a sudden he got his Mothers 'dung under nose' expression.

"M-master, err, do you know what happened to my Father?"

Once Harry had finished torturing Wormtail who lay a sobbing heap on the ground, his attention turned to Malfoy.

"Go fuck yourself Malfoy. As you can see he's DEAD!" Harry yelled angrily turning his strange wand on him.

"OY!! That's my wand your torturing my Dad's mates with," Malfoy said (in a strange London Eastenders accent)

"No really?" Harry said in a sarcastic way.

Suddenly a cold like ice swept over the street and Harry could faintly hear a screaming noise.

"Uh, oh," he thought.

Laughing insanely Voldemort hissed

"Well Potter, lets see how long you can last against the dementors, without your wand."

"But I have a wa- HEY!" Harry shouted as a death eater, he recognized as Nott, came up and tore it from his hands.

"Mwahahahaha," laughed Voldy.

As a few dementors started to glide towards Harry, he dodged behind a very stinky rubbish bin. The dementors turned out to be as stupid as Voldy's Death Eaters because they did the dementors kiss on Avery who was standing right behind Harry.

"AHHHHHHH!!" Avery screamed running around like a headless chicken (which he is!)

Harry then had an idea.

"Accio firebolt," he cried and it flew towards him.

He swung his leg over it and kicked off.

"Follow him Bella!" shouted Voldy.

Harry was vaguely aware of someone else… kicking off?! He flew off towards a forest where he could take cover.


I know! Insane!