Kiss This
Summary: Hermione decides enough is enough.
Pairing: Hermione/Ron, Draco/Hermione
Disclaimer: Grimm owns nothing, nothing I tell you! This is done simply for fun.
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She walked into the dimly lit room and headed straight for the bar. The thoughts about her soon to be ex-husband running through her head. She had suspected him of this but honestly on the day of their friends wedding. And HER of all people.
She was a woman on a mission
Here to drown him and forget him
So I set her up again to wash him down
Hermione hadn't been long at the bar when HE came waltzing in as if she were going to forgive him. Ha!
"Mione. I'm Sorry."
She saw red.
She had just about succeeded
When that low-down no good cheatin'
Good for nothin' came struttin' through the crowd
Ah he was layin' it on so thick
He never missed a lick
Professing his never ending love
Oh but I never will forget
When she stood up and said
So I guess you think we're just gonna kiss and make up doncha
That's when she said..
"Shove it Ron."
Why don't you kiss, kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me and you, we're through
And there's only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close yours eyes
And kiss this goodbye
Hermione backed him into a corner, "Lavender of all people. She's married and to Seamus your friend. You remember Seamus don't you and Charlie their five year old right?"
Well the next thing I recall
She had him back against the wall
Chewin' him like a bulldog on a bone
She was puttin' him in his place
And I mean right up in his face
Draggin' him down a list of done me wrongs
As she looked around she noticed the crowd but that didn't deter her from bring everything he had done to hurt her. In fact she decided just for the sake of the crowd twice around would be fun.
Well it was just about now
That the crowd gathered 'round
They've come to watch him pay for his every sin
She called him everything under the sun
And when we thought that she was done
She rared back and she let him have it again, man
She said, she said...
Why don't you kiss, kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me and you, we're through
And there's only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close yours eyes
And kiss this
Once more she turned to him, "You take this farce of a marriage and shove it. I'm through with it and you."
As she walked out of the bar she noticed the one constant since she married the red head. The man who was the total opposite of Ron. And one of her best friends since the down fall of Ol' Moldy.
"You coming, Draco?"
Kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me and you, we're through
And there's only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close yours eyes
And kiss this goodbye
Kiss this goodbye
(See ya)
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El Fin.
A/n: I did this simply because I love the song and really don't like Ron. -Grimm.
