A/N: Hi again! I'm finally writing this. Yes, I'm writing. Oh my god! Well, I had this in my head for a while now and said to myself that I'm gonna write this sometime and so here it is.
Disclaimer: Just one thing I'd like to say. You are reading this at right? 'Nuff said.
Key (for the people who actually need to know this)
"Stupid" -Speech
'Stupid' -Thoughts
(Stupid) -My notes
The Day the World Went Insane
It started as a normal day…
Shikamaru's eyes opened as he slowly rose out of bed, yawning lightly. At first he wasn't quite aware, but then he looked around realizing he wasn't in his bed. Or in his house even, for that matter. Heck, judging from looking outside of the barred window next to him, he wasn't even in Konoha for that matter.
Outside through the bars he saw a bunch of houses… and sand. He looked around the room seeing that it looked like a normal girl's room… except for the bars… One thought rang through his mind, 'Crap…'
Just then he heard the door slam open and so his head snapped to the left to see who it was. He blinked, and then he blinked again. It was Temari! He gaped as Temari in turn just smiled hugely and started speaking very quickly, "Hiii!SorryIkidnappedyouandallbutIreally,reallyneededtotalktoyou!ImeanIheardsomegirltalkingaboutyouandsayingsomethings…wellanywaysIknewthenIhadto saveyouandsoItookyouinyoursleeptohere!"
(A/N: This is what she said if you can't tell: "Hiii! Sorry I kidnapped you and all but I really, really needed to talk to you! I mean I heard some girl talking about you and saying some things… Well anyways I knew then I had to save you and so I took you in your sleep to here!")
"…Umm… What were you doing in Konoha?" asked Shikamaru.
"Silly!MybrothersandIwerevisiting!...Actuallyitwasmyyoungerbrother'sidea…"
(A/N: "Silly! My brothers and I were visiting! …Actually it was my younger brother's idea…")
"…"
"Speakingofwhich!IneedtogocheckonGaarasoI'llberightback'k?"
(A/N: "Speaking of which! I need to go check on Gaara so I'll be right back 'k?")
"Sure…"
After Temari left Shikamaru just sat there dazed. What on earth was with Temari? He knew that he needed to escape the madness. He started to get out of the bed when he realized he was naked. He blushed furiously and quickly covered himself with the bed sheets.
He searched the room for some clothes. For the first drawer he blushed seeing it was filled with bras. He opened the second drawer only to blush seeing a whole lot of thongs. The third and final drawer unfortunately was bolted shut, covered with chains, and had a thumb print scanner. He sweat dropped thinking how that was a bit… excessive… Finally he checked the closet.
In the closet there were only two outfits. A full-body tight leather cat suit complete with black stiletto 6-inch high heel shoes and a dog collar reading "Property of Temari". The other outfit was a neon pink maid's outfit. The skirt ended about 3 inches above the knee and had lavender frills and a lavender heart on it and the shirt was sleeveless and had lavender buttons and again lavender frills. It also had matching neon pink gloves that ended mid-upper arm with a purple bow and had neon pink knee-length boots again with 6-inch stiletto heels.
Shikamaru just stood there in shock. This was all she had! He gaped and finally sighed choosing to wear the maids outfit. At least it was looser.
He sighed after he finished putting it on and then slowly crept to the door. He checked to see if it was locked and sighed with relief, grateful that Temari hadn't locked it so he could now escape.
He peered out slowly into the corridor and after checking to see if anybody was there or coming, the lazy genius stepped out into the hall. He slowly started inching down the hall when he felt a hand on his shoulder and voice saying, "Excuse me miss? What are you doing up here?"
He gulped and turned around slowly to meet his fate, his mind struggling for a plan.
A/N: Cliffhanger! Woo! I actually decided I would make this a chapter fic. I got some ideas and I thought that splitting this up into chapters would make me write better and give me more time to think up of more ideas to tortur-ahem, I mean help Shikamaru. Muwahahaha… Sorry, I love Shikamaru, in fact he's my favorite character. He's so cool which makes it so fun to torment him. Sorry Shika… Yeah, and sorry this is so short, I promise I'll make the other chapters longer I just saw the potential cliffhanger and I was like 'Omg, that would make the perfect cliffhanger!' and then I just had to end it there.
Anyways, please send me your comments, questions, and (hopefully not) concerns in the form of reviews.
Praise is most welcome and flames will be used to roast flies. …I hate flies…
