MONDO MINI SHOWS PRESENT
AN ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD INC.[1] FANFICTION
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[Cue annoying Happy Tree Friends theme.]
HAPPY
TREE
FRIENDS
[Turn the page]
KISS AND KILL
[Turn the page]
FEATURING...
Flippy
Cuddles
and...
Giggles
[Cameos include: Sniffles, Shifty, Lifty, and Petunia]
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[Night. You see a sign that says, 'Makeout Peek' and points up to a mountain top. Go up and comes another sign. The top part points to the left, which says 'Makeout'. The bottom part point to the right, and says 'Peek'. We head to the 'Makeout' side and see two cars. In one of them, we see Sniffles and Petunia with that frontboard thing that keeps out the sun. We can tell it's them because Petunia's air freshner is on the side view mirror, and Sniffles' glasses are hanging out the window. We zoom in on the other car, and we see Cuddles and Giggles. They're both laughing nervously, looking at each other.]
Cuddles: He-he...
Giggles: Heh...
[Zoom thru the back window to see that there's two pairs of eyes looking out. Turns out those eyes both belong to Shifty and Lifty. Flippy's also there, playing a game of Solitare. Lifty walks off to get a drink from the conviently placed fridge. He walks off, trips, and lands on some also conviently placed drums, which makes a drumroll. The drumroll makes Flippy flip, reminding him of an old war movie, 'Warmaggedeath', where that particular drumroll meant a bloody death. He then takes a card, and folds it up, and stabs and slashes Shifty till he's just a pile of blood. He does the same thing with Lifty.]
[Flippy goes out to the 'Makeout' area, and heads over to Sniffles and Petunia's car. He picks up a stick from the ground, and breaks into the car, using the stick as a knife. After a killing, Flippy takes down the sun cover, to show Sniffles and Petunia's guts smeared on the seats. Flippy heads over to the other car, making it dramatic, going slowly. Giggles and Cuddles are still at their sides, until Cuddles scoots over a little. Giggles notices, and scoots over in response. Cuddles scoots over some more, Giggles too, until they're both right next to each other. Giggles chuckles nervously, then takes hold of Cuddles hand. Cuddles is surprised and nearly freaks out. Cuddles leans in towards Giggles, who leans in towards him in response. But just when they're about to kiss, Flippy appears, shadow seen thru the back window, and sticks two sticks thru and pierces through their heads. He pulls out the sticks, and has their brains. He then breaks thru the back and slices up their heads. When he's sliced up all he could, he looks down and sees the pool of blood in the shape of a heart. Flippy then takes Giggles and Cuddles lips and moves them together, making them look like they're kissing. The black circle thing zooms in on the lips.]
END
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[1] 'Elephant Graveyard Inc.' is my fake company name.
I'm also a Cuddles Giggles fan, ever since I happened to see the 'Flippin' Burgers' episode. I have no clue what could make Sniffles Petunia possible, but it is. Don't ask, but review!
