Disclaimer: sadly enough, i don't own Tobi or any of the other characters in this story... or the show... though i don't mind that as much.

Tobi walked into the hideout whistling a song he had just learned. It had a very nice tune. Catchy and haunting. Just like Tobi liked his songs.

Tobi was walking towards his room when he bumped into Kisame. When Kisame heard what he was whistling, he ran the opposite way, crying, "WHY ANOTHER PERSON SINGING THAT SONG?!" Tobi just looked after him. 'Tobi wonders what his problem is.'Then Tobi started whistling again and started towards Itachi's room. He wanted to know why Kisame had run from him.

Then Deidara sneaked up behind him and said in his ear, "Whatcha doin, un?" Tobi jumped and screamed. "What do you think you're doing!? Scaring Tobi like that!! Tobi could've had a heart attack!!" 'Yeah, un?' thought Deidara. "I'll have to keep that in mind then," he said. Tobi just looked at him, started whistling and walking to Itachi's bedroom again, when he heard running footsteps behind him. Deidara yelled, "Screw waiting for the opportunity to kill you! I'll kill you now for being so annoying!!"

This time it was Tobi who ran screaming. Some instinct told him to run to the kitchen, so he did. The whole while, Deidara was behind him screaming, "I'M GONNA GET YOU, UN!?" He saw Pein in the kitchen when he got to it, so he hid behind him. Pein asked him, "What did you do this time, Tobi?" "Tobi didn't do anything," he protested. "Tobi's been a good boy!!" "Then why is Deidara running after you screaming, 'I'm gonna get you, un?'"

Just then Deidara skidded into the kitchen panting, "There you are, un!? Oh," he stopped seeing Pein, "Hey leader-sama." "What exactly did Tobi do to annoy yo-" "Tobi didn't do anything!!" Tobi wailed. Pein glared at Tobi and he shut up. "Tobi started whistling this really annoying tune. It was bugging me, un," Deidara replied sheepishly. Pein looked at Tobi curiously. "What were you singing," he asked. "Tobi was humming a song that Itachi taught him. It goes likes this," and Tobi proceeded to sing Akatsuki's World.