Invasion of The Drinks Cabinet (Chap 1)

Summary: Some of Haruhi's friends that she met threw her mom and kept in contact online decide to invade her reality and her school, causing havoc among the host club considering all the girls are their polar opposites this is going to be fun!

Disclaimer: I Do Not Own OuranHSHC If I Did Would I Be Here?

Haruhi POV

A 4 hour packing spree (mainly cos my dad wanted me to take loads of dresses), a 3 hour wait in the airport and then 6 hours on the plane and I was finally at Newcastle looking for Corey who i first met through my mum when her mother and father needed someone who understood Japanese law in business even though my mum mainly did criminal law. Corey still keeps in touch via IM and Facebook so over the years we became pretty close. And this year instead of sending me a bracelet she sent me a plane ticket to Newcastle and back leaving the next school holidays which were a week after my birthday. Convincing the host club that I wouldn't be around would have been a wasted effort so I didn't bother telling them they can find out from my dad.

"Hey hey hey Haru-Chan!" Corey shouted waving over to me stood next to a black cab.

"Hey Corey. Too much sugar this morning?"

"No not nearly enough. HaHa LoL"

"So we going to yours in the cab?" I asked, ignoring her previous statement, did she actually use lol in a real life sentence?

"Oh please no we're going in my Dads Aston." she said waving the keys in front of me she's a year older than me so she is legal.

"Tell me your not driving." Please please please I've seen her play car games not good especially for the other drivers, mind it was a demolition derby game.

"Sorry mum told me not to lie." She said as she flashed me a huge smile and skipped off with my case how she got that I will never know.

When we got to the silver Aston Martian Corey popped the boot and chucked my case in with surprising ease and told me to do the same with my carry on.

*one hectic drive later*

"I'm never getting in a car with you again."

"Tough but you will do considering I'm moving to Japan when you go back."

"WHAT!" I'm screwed, I'll have no free time when I get back if she does.

"You heard me." She proceeded to smirk at me while flipping her blonde hair over her shoulder and getting my bags out. "Oh and the bands coming too just so you know."

"I hate you"

"No you don't" she then wrapped her arms around my neck and we waddled to the front door looking at her you would not think she was that heavy.

Any way when Corey said the Bands coming she means Cassandra *Candy* Anderson, Tina *Tia* Percival Rubio and Maria *Maria* Stephenson. Candy is smaller than Hunni from the club and very sweet on the surface anyway she is secretly very Perverted and if you get on her bad side good luck trying to survive. Now Tia and Maria like to pretend to be twins and freak people out by going all gushy on each other making them think "OMG TWINCEST!" which was what I thought when I first saw them like that, anyway there each others double so they get away with the twin/twincest act easily. They all have a band together.

*back in japan two days later*

Tamaki POV

"what do you mean she's been kidnapped again?" Kaoru asked.

"I mean that she's been kidnapped and sold into slavery and is now working on a plantation in America for no pay and she's living on bread and water if she's lucky!" I wept into the phone.

"No she's not." Kyouya said calmly into the phone whilst sighing.

"She's not?" I whimpered.

"No she's not Ranka said she's gone on holiday."

"She can afford a holiday?" we all asked

"I don't know I never asked any questions I do believe she is entitled to privacy despite our usual activities."

"We must investigate this further!" I stated.

"Eye milord." the twins said

"Hai" Mori

"Sure Tama-Chan!" hunni

"This is not going to end well." koyo

I started barking out orders as per usual. "Hikaru, Kaoru call her phone!" "eye milord!" "Kyouya track the call." "No." "Huh what?"

"I said no I'm not going to track the call."

"why?"

"Because she's just been checked in on Facebook."

"What?"

"She's been checked in at Jesmond park Newcastle with someone called Corey and some other girls."

"WHAT! Our dear Haruhi has been seduced by some ne'er du well! We must save her!"

"On Facebook this corey has been listed as her boyfriend I think it would be unwise to intrude on them."

"What why?"

"*sigh* Judging by the Friends he has on his account he appears to be better connected than some of us probably on the same level as me, he also appears to be a martial arts champion and has also been kicked out of several academy's"

"We must save Haruhi from this devil!" I screeched.

"Hey Kyo-Chan what's Corey's last name?" Hunni asked

"Jameson." Kyouya answered

"HeHe. I like Corey we're Facebook friends!" Hunni giggled. "Takashi is also Corey's Facebook friend. Isn't that right Takashi!"

"Hai"

"Bye Tama-Chan it's cake time!"

"Bye" Mori said in his trade mark monotone.

"Yea text you later milord" "we got designs that need drawing" the twins said before hanging up.

"don't leave me mommy!"

"good bye Tamaki."

*corner of woe*

*Hunni's home japan*

"HeHe they'll never see it coming Mwahahahahar!" I giggled evilly wow that was actually kinda scary oh well better FB Corey-Chan.

End of First chappy

Yea for semi mean/evil Hunni XD lol he's not mean/evil in this story just sly and sneaky XD

Corey is going to have a brother i already have a name and ruff personality looks just have me a bit stumped. He won't be introduced till way later and should I include Éclair? If so how and when because I was planing on getting rid of that "Block" rather quickly like next few chapters Quickly...

Oh yea Plane travel not accurate the waiting time for the plane is right... well in england (or last time I went on holiday Cirmbo 2010) you have to be at the airport 3 hours before the plane leaves...

Next chapter will be up when I'm happy with it or till i've started editing chapter 3.

Okay little Dictionary for those who don't get the terms.

Hai: this means yes or of course

Chan: is an affectionate term you tag on the end of someones name one place said its for boys younger than you and one said its for girls not sure though.

Feel free to point out my failings but please do it nicely in a review but feel free to cuss out my stupidity in a pm X)